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What is ALLAHU?
Allahu akbar is a phrase used before the act of terrorism.
allahu akbar... ALLAHU AKBAR! boom
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ALLAHU - what is it?
A thoughtful Arabic expression used by Islamic terrorists to kindly let nearby citizens know that they are about to spontaneously explode.
It roughly translate to: "get the fuck out the way unless you wanna turn into soup"
Air Hostess: "Can I get you any refreshments?"
ISIS boi: "ALLAHU AKBAR"
Air Hostess: "Well, fuck"
What does "ALLAHU" mean?
NO!
allahu NOT-akbar
allahu akbar? no! like extra holes poked through your head by peaceful shrapnel are akbar: NOT at all!! Children who refuse to be sexually victimized have explosives lashed to them to spread the islam around in the finest particles possible (acerbic apologetics assault) as quickly as possible (explosive ecumenism).
ALLAHU - what does it mean?
When severe munchies start, it's time to hit the fridge/snack food aisle/Taco Bell with the ferocity of a terrorist trying to buy the affection of his/her imaginary friend in the sky. Allahu snackbar is the declaration of intention in such a scenario.
"Dude, is the blunt done?"
"Yeah, why?"
"I'm 'bout to 9-11 your fridge. ALLAHU SNACKBAR!"
Although his friends agreed that it was their favorite moment of the road trip, Steven realized that yelling "ALLAHU SNACKBAR!" in the McDonald's drive-thru was not the smartest idea he'd ever had.
ALLAHU - meaning
When one uses explosives to blow up others and/or oneself. Can also be defined as going crazy/suicidal at the end of a no win situation. Similar to Sucide Bomber, Going Postal, Yoloing or Leroy Jenkins.
In GTAV, the cops had me surrounded, so I Allahu Akbar'ed it by blowing up myself and all of them in the process.
ALLAHU - definition
When an orgasm is so goddamn incredible, the first instinct is to commit a suicide bombing.
Q: Did you see that bomb that went off?
A: I was right next to it! The guy was justified though. I heard him scream Allahu Cockbar! before he blew. So the fucker must have just hit some fine pussy.
ALLAHU - slang
You yell "allahu fuckbar" when you love your country
yelling "allahu fuckbar" in a crowded place means its safe for civilians.
ALLAHU
a word that is ok to say quietly while ur preying and not supposed to be yelled in public
if u say "allahu akbar" loudly in public, the ur very possible to be shot by cops
in a mosque: "allahu akbar"
in public: "allahu akbar!!!!" BANGGGG
ALLAHU
The act of bombarding a room containing people, baring 2 cans of AXE, and spraying them. This is used to prank people, by creating a sudden, powerful odor that lingers for a long time.
Today, my friend pulled an Allahu Axebar, and man, was it smelly!
ALLAHU
Its an indian looking guy, who is gay low-key
Man you seen allahu, he jerks off to gay porn