Definder - what does the word mean?

What is kindly?

A mind control term from the game Bioshock, used to control the actions of your character, "Jack".
Can be used on friends to hopefully, subconsciously, get them to do things for you, and make you think you've just controled their mind.

"Would you kindly get stepped on by a Big Daddy?" -Frank Fontaine, Bioshock

"Hey man, grab me a beer, would you kindly?"

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Kindly - what is it?

A very non-diplomatic, straightforward and passive aggressive way of telling someone to get out of one's sight. Used mainly with people that waste your time with non-issues to let them know the shit they're talking about right now is last on a 1500 items to-do list and that right now, time is of the essence. Subtextually, you're warning the annoying person that you won't say it a second time and will gladly proceed directly to physical violence if they carry on. You NEVER get to say "kindly fuck off" twice. Unleast you feel like sounding indecisive.

Mate, i was already late and got a flat tire halfway through. While i was fixing it, some asshole came up to me and asked me for two bucks. I gave him the death stare and told him to kindly fuck off. Seeing i wasn't joking, he indeed made himself scarce. I did miss my date though. Fuck.

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What does "kindly" mean?

More mean than "shut up" and a few tones lower than a straight up "fuck off". Used when someone has been being a bitch all week.

"Dude, she had been frying so much it got on my nerves. I told her to kindly fuck off."

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Kindly - what does it mean?

mind control word from teh popular game Bioshock.
if you havent played bioshock, its basically a phrase
"Atlas" or fontaine says that makes the main player
do what he asks, disguised as a way of saying please.

would you kindly 1up this?

after the first 15 times of atlas saying would you kindly
i knew there was something more behind that phrase.

*later in the game*

SON OF A BITCH FONTAINE!!!!

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Kindly - meaning

The 'kind' is known for extremely excellent, if not the best, marijuana. So the 'kindliest' (the best) of 'kindliness' (awesome marijuana). The best of awesome marijuana.

I just went to one of the dispensaries and bought the (kindliest of kindliness).

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Kindly - definition

a pogger youtuber who makes baldi's basics mods and mobile game content

Person 1: I was watching kindly keyin and forgot to do my homework.
Person 2: Oh he's that pog youtuber?
Person 1: Ye.

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Kindly - slang

a different way of sayin thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

mate: ive got u an oz of green
me: y thankya kindly pet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kindly

1.to show an inclination to accept or approve
2.be pleased by

He doesn't take kindly to people telling him how to run his business.

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Kindly

Indian English for "please reply". Recurring nightmare of sysadmins and ITs dealing with Indians. Usually combined with other indianisms such as do the needful, causing a violent urge to facepalm among native English speakers. May also cause workflow disruption when the topic is about a commit.

Customer: "Dear Mr. Phelps, I have a doubt about the updation. Kindly revert."

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Kindly

A synonym for "please", used almost exclusively by Craigslist scammers.

Kindly get back to me about the shipment of the item and then I will pay you.

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