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What is 5th July?

NATIONAL CHAS DAY

It's July 5th! Time to celebrate national Chas day!

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5th July - what is it?

July 5th is Pakistani Daughter Independence Day.

On this day, Pakistani Daughters are free to makeout with any white guy they choose.

They are free from any repercussion that may arise from their fathers.

It has been kept secret by Pakistani fathers for hundreds of years. Instead of mistletoe, the Pakistani daughters hang bowls of Buttered Chicken from the ceiling, and any white guy that happens to stand other the Buttered Chicken gets to makeout with the Pakistani Daughter.

Dude, I just stood under the Buttered Chicken mistletoe and madeout with that hot Pakistani chick over there...amazing! July 5th is better than Christmas!

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What does "5th July" mean?

A day that is unjustly hated by urbandictionary because it was not granted a word of the day.

What did July 5th ever do to urbandictionary? :(

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5th July - what does it mean?

The day I make you mine😩😍

You’re so damn cute bruh, like ima finna make you mine on July 5th

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5th July - meaning

International karaoke fighting day.

Omg I can’t believe it’s already 5th of July. I better start practicing my singing and kicking.

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5th July - definition

the day the most beautiful girl was born

β€œdamn shes born on the 5th of July she must be beautiful”

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5th July - slang

The day when you walk down the street and see things such as sticks from bottle rockets, and remnants of Roman candles scattered in lawns and in gutters, and the occasional "banana peeled" mailbox that got that way because some asshaberdasher shoved a lighted M80 or M500 illegal firecracker into it the night before.

Hey Jimbo, check out that demolished mailbox!
Must be the 5th of July or something!

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5th July

Traditional holiday for those who work the 4th of July. Usually involves vast amounts of alcohol, loud music, fireworks, and time well spent with those with who you work with. Often is the drunkest and best day of the summer.

After working on the 4th of July, they decided to celebrate the 5th of July instead.

The 5th of July is the best day ever!

Everyone got trashed this 5th of July

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5th July

If you reed this you need to kiss someone next to you

Rebecca:Omg lets look what is 5th July
Tommy:Ok
Rebecca:Oh wow i need to kiss you
😚😚
Tommy: it’s the best day ever
Rebecca: yep it’s 5th july

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5th July

national vine day

β€œwhat are you for the 5th july?”

β€œoh i’m dead, like vine” in

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