Definder - what does the word mean?

What is zygote?

A mean person who refers to others as baobabs.

“You’re a baobab
Fuck off zygote man

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Zygote - what is it?

Polite but meaningful phrase to convey that the couple are trying to conceive a child, particularly if the parents are crazy in love. A riff on "psychotic episode"

Claire and Jim are having a 'zygotic episode'

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What does "zygote" mean?

Zygote is a way to refer to very young people. Since the "real" definition of a zygote is sperm + egg; zygote is a slang version of referring to a very young person.

Often it is a more extreme version of the term "fetus," which is also used to describe young people.

Look at that little girl; she's not even yet become a fetus, she is a straight-up zygote.

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Zygote - what does it mean?

A pansy.

Zygote is a zygote.

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Zygote - meaning

A zygote is a female who is, to put it simply, damn fine. A zygote is a girl you'll point out to a mate when walking down the street, in a bar, on a bus, you name it pointing out a hot zygote is always appreciated, but make sure your right...

If by chance you call a zygote and she aint, the prefered procedure is to recieve (10 - her rating) punches. For example if she is a 2, and u, being a retard, call her a zygote then you SHOULD happily and gracfully recieve 8 full punches to the torso.

"DAMNN check it, zygote at 3 o'clock. Smokin body, what do you rate it?"
"oo nice a good 9.8, i like!!"

or

"Oh man zygote at 10 o clock"
"where? WHAT? Are you freakin kidding me?!?!"
"ohhh sh** sorry my bad"
"damn right its ur bad"
*smack* *smack* *smack*

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Zygote - definition

a whore, or slut. someone who likes to fuck alot and gets pregnant

that girl is such a zygote!

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Zygote - slang

To stop reading the dictionary.

Matt, if you don't zygote, you're a nerd!

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Zygote

A young jerk off. Usually a cousin of your friend.

"awww, why'd you bring Alex to the butt naked?, he's a zygote"

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Zygote

A zygote is a cross between a zebra an a goat.

The rusult of a zebra and a goat left alone for to long.

What happens when a zebra and a goat walk through a teleporter at the same time.

The zoo just got a new born zygote.

Hey Jim don't leave that zebra and goat in the barn for to long!

(Mad Scientist) Muhuwaha I have created a zygote.

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Zygote

sperm + egg = zygote
also some extreme gamers are called "zygote"
they are know to 0wn their competition, in games like unreal tournament

i made a zygote with my wife, and we are gonna have a baby

zygote kick my butt in unreal today

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