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What is Zygote?
Tagging a photo with the name of a person who isn't there, often tagging a mother's belly with the name of a child that wasn't born when the picture was snapped.
My aunt Betty keeps uploading pictures of my mom when she was pregnant -- she zygote tags me then makes some crack about how I ruined her body. Not funny.
Zygote - meme gif
Zygote - video
Zygote - what is it?
A mean person who refers to others as baobabs.
“You’re a baobab”
“Fuck off zygote man”
What does "Zygote" mean?
Polite but meaningful phrase to convey that the couple are trying to conceive a child, particularly if the parents are crazy in love. A riff on "psychotic episode"
Claire and Jim are having a 'zygotic episode'
Zygote - what does it mean?
A zygote is a female who is, to put it simply, damn fine. A zygote is a girl you'll point out to a mate when walking down the street, in a bar, on a bus, you name it pointing out a hot zygote is always appreciated, but make sure your right...
If by chance you call a zygote and she aint, the prefered procedure is to recieve (10 - her rating) punches. For example if she is a 2, and u, being a retard, call her a zygote then you SHOULD happily and gracfully recieve 8 full punches to the torso.
"DAMNN check it, zygote at 3 o'clock. Smokin body, what do you rate it?"
"oo nice a good 9.8, i like!!"
or
"Oh man zygote at 10 o clock"
"where? WHAT? Are you freakin kidding me?!?!"
"ohhh sh** sorry my bad"
"damn right its ur bad"
*smack* *smack* *smack*
Zygote - meaning
a whore, or slut. someone who likes to fuck alot and gets pregnant
that girl is such a zygote!
Zygote - definition
To stop reading the dictionary.
Matt, if you don't zygote, you're a nerd!
Zygote - slang
A young jerk off. Usually a cousin of your friend.
"awww, why'd you bring Alex to the butt naked?, he's a zygote"
Zygote
A zygote is a cross between a zebra an a goat.
The rusult of a zebra and a goat left alone for to long.
What happens when a zebra and a goat walk through a teleporter at the same time.
The zoo just got a new born zygote.
Hey Jim don't leave that zebra and goat in the barn for to long!
(Mad Scientist) Muhuwaha I have created a zygote.
Zygote
sperm + egg = zygote
also some extreme gamers are called "zygote"
they are know to 0wn their competition, in games like unreal tournament
i made a zygote with my wife, and we are gonna have a baby
zygote kick my butt in unreal today
Zygote
Zygote is a way to refer to very young people. Since the "real" definition of a zygote is sperm + egg; zygote is a slang version of referring to a very young person.
Often it is a more extreme version of the term "fetus," which is also used to describe young people.
Look at that little girl; she's not even yet become a fetus, she is a straight-up zygote.