What is zuked?

Jacking silly baka daddy off whilst sucking my own toes.

I zuked as he farted in my face.

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Zuked - what is it?

A word used to refer to boobs.

"Yo man, if it wasn't for those zukes, that war pig would be a 2/10".

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What does "zuked" mean?

The act of playing way too much Farmville. In most cases, the person in question will exclaim in public, "I'm harvesting my raspberries!".

Julie has been zuking a lot lately. I think she has a serious Farmville addiction.

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Zuked - what does it mean?

to get high smoking marijuana.

hey you want to go zuke after work?

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Zuked - meaning

To vomit, barf, puke, chum.

All that rum made me zuke.

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Zuked - definition

When someone taps you on one shoulder and goes on the other side of you

Ethan zuked me yesterday.

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Zuked - slang

It is when Mark Zuckerberg nukes your account for violating the terms of service.
Your account gets marked for deletion, you get a punishment, etc.

"i just used a nazi symbol in one of my posts, later that day, my account got Zuked"
"I just called someone a fa***t in a comment, my account got Zuked."

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Zuked

Zuke is the name for the severed head of a unicorn, and Zukes are a group of people who take the Zuke as their mascot.

"We are the Zukes!"

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Zuked

When a thread on a Message Board get pulled off track by a jackass for his own pleasure. Usually the process begins when someone on a board asks a simple question only to have the Zuks tell a story about how he did this or that (mostly Bullshit that has nothing to do with the original post). Everyone piles on the Zuker and he plays victim.
The original post never gets answered and nothing is accomplished.

Original Post: How much do brakes cost to have done at the dealership?

Zuker: Be careful, one time I marked my oil filter and after asking for an oil change at the dealer my filter was still on my car.

OP: Thanks Jackass you Zuked my thread, anyone else know how much brakes cost to replace on a Jetta at the dealer?

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Zuked

act of which a person leaves a hickey on another persons neck

Sam zuked Mike.
Mike ws zuked by Sam.
That girl zuked him.

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