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What is Mark Zuckerberg?
Niko: ay mate, ya know mark zuckerberg?
Juliari: yeah, he's a robot innit?
(bonk, 30 days ban)
Mark Zuckerberg - video
Mark Zuckerberg - what is it?
A robot sent from the future by skynet in the objective of creating the most popular social media for mothers.
Me: Meets Mark Zuckerberg
Terminator music theme: intensifies
What does "Mark Zuckerberg" mean?
Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard-like species from the celestial body MU69. He is the king of Fakebook and aims to take over the world by mining the data of the population, preferably middle aged soccer moms. He will brainwash them with fake news to overthrow the government in a coup to him in power. If you ever see someone with knees on the back of their legs, that’s Mark Zuckerberg in disguise, taking on a humanoid form to secretly destroy the world as we know it.
WTF Mark Zuckerberg is a fuckin lizard.
Mark Zuckerberg - what does it mean?
1) "Creator" of Facebook, whether or not he has actually "created" Facebook is a highly debated topic. He is also the world's youngest billionaire.
2) A nickname conferred upon anyone who is idolized and admired for accomplishing the most unproductive things one can ever imagine. The feat accomplished may be amusing, but its benefit to society and economy = 0, sometimes, even negative.
1)
Guy D: Dude I just logged in my FB account because I needed to change my status to LOGGING IN.....
Guy I: You just made Mark Zuckerberg richer by $1.50....... plus the CIA & Department of Homeland Security knows you're using the computer now.....you "dumb fucker"!!!!!
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2) GUY D: OMG home skillet that Jack Henderson just got 32 accolades for creating an electric flatulence vacuum sucker , supposedly it repels the fart out the anal rectum at MACH 2.4 !!! DAAAAAMN MAN!!!!
GUY I: He so Mark Zuckerberged that shit dawg!
GUY X : He's going to create JOBS! FOR US! YAY!
GUY I: He'll outsource 'em to China and India fool!!
GUY X: NOO!!!!! SHIIIIIIIIIITTT SONN!!!!
Mark Zuckerberg - meaning
Mark Zuckerberg knows where you live
Mark Zuckerberg - definition
Na mumu him be
Him no get sense ,him no wise, him dey craze like mad
Na everytime him just they block human being account
Nonsense
People like MARK ZUCKERBERG are mumu
Mark Zuckerberg - slang
A real human
Mark Zuckerberg is a very real fellow human such as myself.
“Hi I am Mark Zuckerberg and I am a real human just watch me drink this water like a real human man”
Mark Zuckerberg
It's good to be the king, bitch!
(as stated on Mark Zuckerberg's business card)
Mark Zuckerberg
Person 1: Who's Mark Zuckerberg?
Person 2: The creator of Facebook
Person 1: the what?
Person 2: the dude who made the site
Person 1: oh, like Tom on MySpace
Person 2: yea, and Jack Dorsey on Twitter
Mark Zuckerberg
Founder of Meta, also known as Facebook. He is also used in lots of memes.
Me: Do you know Mark Zuckerberg? Friend: Umm is he the guy who is from the meme? Me: *Slaps my head*