What is your toast?

Synonymous with "Whatever floats your boat"

An expression used as a response when someone else says something that is somewhat strange or odd.

Person A: "I like to sleep with socks on."
Person B: "Whatever toasts your bagel."

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your toast - video

Your toast - what is it?

A humourous elaboration on the famous "your mum" joke - see "your mum"

- "what time is it?"
- "your mum!"
- "your mum on toast!"

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What does "your toast" mean?

To have sex

I want to toast your buns later.

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Your toast - what does it mean?

A humerous and witty retort aimed at people who offend you using the popular slang "your mum" which can have deep and hurtful meanings to the receiver often resulting in them getting annoyed and wanting to fight.

This line asks the receiver to visualise their own mother ona slice of toast, often with side fillings such as cheese , the funnier more extreme the better.

"Your mum!"
"Yeh? well your fuckin mum on toast with cheese and lettuce smothered in tomato sauce!"

"hey dude you fuckin suck"
"Your mum on toast bitch"

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Your toast - meaning

Same as "whatever floats your boat" whatever makes you happy

A: What do you want?
B: Whatever butter your toast

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Your toast - definition

Referring to someone's large biceps and chest muscles. People with these like to show off as often as possible. If there an opportunity to show off their muscles, they will embrace that opportunity. In this instance, some one has dry toast. A muscular person grabs a butter knife and subsequently offers to butter someone's toast in effect flexing while doing so. Use as toast, referring to someone's bug muscles.