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What is yoghurting?
Romantic term for love gravy shot from the purple veined spunk pump.
He shot his filthy bollock yoghurt all over her face.
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Yoghurting - what is it?
A descendant of the late Harry Potter who was put as capital punishment to be melted on April Fools Day 1872. It was then frozen over time and given to Megatron to find the Golden Compass. After 2009 disatrous years of being condemned as the destroyer of the universe, Holy Yoghurt was finally accepted into the Flying Spaghetti Monster's religion. Once this rumour was confirmed the media publicly forced Holy Yoghurt to add strawberries to its mixture. Thus, the joy of Strawberry Yoghurt was formed.
That Holy Yoghurt definition totally made my day!!
What does "yoghurting" mean?
A Granola type who bakes cakes for the moon as 'offerings', thinks tofu and tahini are great breakfast choices, and who's idea of style is to wear multiple layers of cheap market clothes made in Cambodia from dried grass and colored using low impact dyes such as menstrual blood and compost bin'discharge'.
Luggage of choice; cane basket
Favourite Artist; Enya
Instrument of choice; Harp
Hobbies; mosaics, macrame, meditation, mime, moon dancing, muesli making and any other earthy pursuit starting with M.
The 'yoghurt weavers' formed a circle of light at the 'Breathe your way to Wholeness and Bliss' festival in honour of the Playtypus that had been found floating belly up in the nearby creek.
Yoghurting - what does it mean?
The act of ejaculation into a partner's face.
Can also be used to refer to an incidence of masturbation when the result is messy and requires much cleaning up. Tissues usually suffice, but in extreme cases mop and bucket are required.
a: ey man, what did u get up to last night?
b: i met a crack-whore down at the park and ended up slinging yoghurt.
a: awesome. hi five.
*fives*
b: yeh. all over her face. she'll be washing it out of her hair for days.
Yoghurting - meaning
male reproductive juices inside the throat. Generally self applied by swallowing a load.
Jenny loves the throat yoghurt.
Yoghurting - definition
what is on the end of grant's dick after sex
grant . . . you know the head doesn't like fruits of the forest . . . it has to be 99% fat free you cunt !!
Yoghurting - slang
somebody that acts stupid does stupid things...or its just a wierd yet funny way of insulting somebody.
the "yoghurt" spills the "insulter's" drink
the insulter:"what the f**k did u do that for you yoghurt!!"
Yoghurting
Exercise pants worn by chicks that clearly don't exercise.
Those yoghurts are clearly too tight.. they have definitely never seen a gym
Yoghurting
Semen, spunk, Jizz, Manfat, Cum etc
I sprayed her face with hot yoghurt sauce.
Yoghurting
Yoghurting is a homosexual fetish practice whereby a male ejaculates into another male's anus and proceeds to eat his own semen and any faeces that might accompany it with a spoon, somewhat like a yoghurt.
The practice was invented in the twenty-first century in the Midlands, UK.
William found the concept of eating his own semen via yoghurting unhygenic.