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What is the Midlands?
The Midlands -
1. A fictional place in Britain because no one knows where it really starts or finishes.
2. Re-named to Birmingham to disguise its poor identity and reputation. This didn't work
''I'm from the Midlands''
''You mean you're from Birmingham''
''Yes''
''Poor Sod''
the Midlands - video
The Midlands - what is it?
Midland, Texas. The single most amazing town in the entire world. There is legitimately no other place to live other than Midland. When people talk about how awful it is, it is very obviously a very funny joke because no one would EVER say anything bad about Midland, Texas. Because honestly, there is absolutely nothing bad to say about this wonderful place. Everyone is so classy and friendly and smart and there is never a dull moment. One will never run out of things to do in Midland. Why? Because it is the best town in the entire fucking world. Everyone wishes they could live there, but they're scared they'll never want to leave. Midland forever.
person 1: Hey what should we do tonight? I'm so bored.
person 2: LETS GO TO MIDLAND!
person 1: YEAH! best idea you've EVER HAD!!!!
person 1: this is almost as great as midland.
person 2: nothing is as great as midland.
person 1: I love you like I love Midland.
person 2: Wow, let's just get married now.
MIDLUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
What does "the Midlands" mean?
Easily The Dirtiest Most Fucked up Place on the face of the earth. Its a Place Where Abo's Congregate To Drink Emu Export...Then Sleep...And in some cases....Die. Midland is a pimple on societys ass. Oh yea i spose its got a train station which is ok...But the rest is Fucked.
P.S - Midland Is in Australia, W.A....
"Dude are you going to midland tonight?", "What the fuck man? Who in their right mind would want to go there???"
The Midlands - what does it mean?
A so called region of England that people from Birmingham and the surrounding areas seem to think exists, though everyone knows that the only reason they claim this mythical land to be real is they do not want to be classified as 'northern'.
Londoner: So where in the UK are you from?
Brummie: I'm from the Midlands
Londoner: Where? You mean the north right?
The Midlands - meaning
A town in the middle of no where Texas, were everyone is too involved in sports. That has horrible shopping but great mexican food.
You can so tell she's from Midland.
The Midlands - definition
A dry, desert place in Texas that is big on oil. Has one mall and some things to do scattered around the city. Big on sports. But it is by far not a rural place. It is a nice city to be raised in for little ones, but not one you want to stay in forever.
Crih: Hey, you want to hang out at my place or the mall today?
Hsu: Yeah, what else is there to do?
Crih: Idk...
Hsu: Yep, thats Midland
The Midlands - slang
One of the single most boring places to live. This town is the hometown of the Dow Chemical Company and Dow Corning. Consequently inhabitants tend to mutate. Located in Michigan.
Person 1: Im like totally hanging out at Jen's house in Midland Tonight
Person 2: Hope you dont come back glowing green.
The Midlands
A band made up of Mark Wystrach, Jess Carson and Cameron Duddy, who dress in a radical style which can only be described as tropical cowboys. The band formed in Dripping Springs, TX, and has been playing music together since early/mid 2010's. Their most popular song is Drinkin' Problem, from their 2017 album On The Rocks, which has skyrocketed them into mainstream country stardom with their dynamic and vintage sound. The band is also known as The Gator Boys.
Hey, did you hear the new Midland album?
Yes, The Gator Boys sound as great as ever!
The Midlands
By far the best part of England.
BBC midlands today
The Midlands
Someone from the Midlands in the UK, due to their geographical location in England is neither a Northern Monkey, or a Southern Fairy. A strong divide is fiercely argued between Northerners and Southerners as to who is better and lives at the better end of the country, in reality neither can speak English without strong and annoying accents and the Midlands is where the normal people live.
Chris is from Northampton so therefore is a Midlander, not a monkey or a fairy, and can talk and be understood correctly.