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What is woozle?
The state of being so incredibly fucked up that you've lost track of reality, though you are still lucid. Generally, one who is woozled is unlikely to make any goddamn sense and will not remember later what they were trying to say. Likely to happen when smoking large amounts of marijuana in combination with large doses of downers/ "stupid" drugs (i.e. ethanol, dextromethorphan, alprazolam, and generally anything that causes lapses in memory).
"Damn, nigga... I'm straight woozled. I feel like there's a banana in my ass. That Mexican robot wasn't kidding about this shit, you feel me Otter?"
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Woozle - what is it?
1. A furry fuzzy-headed cute flop-eared animal of sorts. Most oftentimes is bad (but in a good way) and always has a wittle twinkle in its eye.
2. Also, can be used when addressing a person that is really cute but mischievious and a punk ass.
You're the cutest wittle woozle ever! or
Stop being such a woozlehead!
What does "woozle" mean?
When you blow up a ziplock bag with air, zip it up, and proceed to hit your friend in the head with enough force to pop the bag.
haha dude go woozle Frank... hes sitting right there!
Woozle - what does it mean?
A very pretty kitty who comes in every colour so long as its black. Also likes to be called Woo or Woozel. Has A sister called (ye old) too
OH Woozle Woo your so pretty!
Woozle - meaning
An item of dubious usefulness; any item. See yingle.
Did you see the woozle Gwen found at Goodwill the other day? We're still trying to figure out what it's for.
Woozle - definition
The guy/gal in the office that does a bit of everything: Web design, fixing the copier, making coffee, calming the boss down, showing the new guy how to use that sodding paper clip in MS Office.
Harry: The copier is broken again!
George: Go see domz he's the woozle.
Woozle - slang
(verb) to fossick purposefully and with enthusiasm, head down tail up
We woozled through the second-hand bookshop for hours
Woozle
a long eared mother fuckin creature from the land before time. eats lots of carrots and premature children. rapes young deer and has sexual fetish encounters with silly putty.
the woozle made a friendly approach to the 4 year old transvestite while munchin a cock
Woozle
A creepy animal that is one of the primary enemies of Winnie the Pooh. Visions of the creature, which is somewhat of an elephant looking thing, are usually credited to drugs and excessive eating of Rabbit's mushrooms.
"Oh bother. Rabbit, I ate some of your mushrooms and those little sugar pills. My rumbly tumbly hurts, and I'm scared I'll be attacked by a woozle."
Woozle
Lab-grown tissue derived from rat vagina for use in men's sex toys.
Kendric: Hey, Osvaldo, quick question. I'm looking at sex dolls online and one says it has certified woozle orifices. What's that?
Osvaldo: Woozle is lab-grown rat vaginal tissue. Sex doll creators use woozle because of the ethics concerns of using lab-grown human vaginal tissue.