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What is Woozle?
The state of being so incredibly fucked up that you've lost track of reality, though you are still lucid. Generally, one who is woozled is unlikely to make any goddamn sense and will not remember later what they were trying to say. Likely to happen when smoking large amounts of marijuana in combination with large doses of downers/ "stupid" drugs (i.e. ethanol, dextromethorphan, alprazolam, and generally anything that causes lapses in memory).
"Damn, nigga... I'm straight woozled. I feel like there's a banana in my ass. That Mexican robot wasn't kidding about this shit, you feel me Otter?"
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Woozle - what is it?
A creepy animal that is one of the primary enemies of Winnie the Pooh. Visions of the creature, which is somewhat of an elephant looking thing, are usually credited to drugs and excessive eating of Rabbit's mushrooms.
"Oh bother. Rabbit, I ate some of your mushrooms and those little sugar pills. My rumbly tumbly hurts, and I'm scared I'll be attacked by a woozle."
What does "Woozle" mean?
Lab-grown tissue derived from rat vagina for use in men's sex toys.
Kendric: Hey, Osvaldo, quick question. I'm looking at sex dolls online and one says it has certified woozle orifices. What's that?
Osvaldo: Woozle is lab-grown rat vaginal tissue. Sex doll creators use woozle because of the ethics concerns of using lab-grown human vaginal tissue.
Woozle - what does it mean?
I want woozle for tea
Woozle - meaning
A woman's genital region, as referred to in the story "Pina Coladas and Cock" (from some Hustler or another)
He pounded my woozle til it dripped everywhere.
Woozle - definition
A three inch tall creature from the enchanted forest on the moon. She traditionally has butterfly wings and antennae, kitty cat ears and a kitty cat tail. On a recent trip to Costa Rica, she visited the "Mo-Joe-Monkey-Bob" tree and traded her kitty cat tail for a monkey tail. Anyhow, she spends the day flittering through the enchanted forest, sleeping in mushroom homes, eating lingonberries, being in cahoots with the kitty cat; until she is stolen away by the Hefalump, forced to eat human food and lives unhappily in the city, while plotting forever to escape. Oh, she has an evil twin Weazle.
Woozles like to weasle their way into things.
Woozle - slang
A seedy, weedy, doughy man. Often seen fraternizing with hephalumps, the woozle is weak-willed and easily abused by hephalumps and others.
Look at that woozle! I bet he's off to be defiled by his treacherous hephalump of a girlfriend.
Woozle
A Woozle is a nice person, or someone clever. It originated from the Wood, which was used ages ago to mean someone clever, and went from Woodzle to Woodzle to Woozle.
Joyce is a Woozle!
Woozle
1. A furry fuzzy-headed cute flop-eared animal of sorts. Most oftentimes is bad (but in a good way) and always has a wittle twinkle in its eye.
2. Also, can be used when addressing a person that is really cute but mischievious and a punk ass.
You're the cutest wittle woozle ever! or
Stop being such a woozlehead!
Woozle
When you blow up a ziplock bag with air, zip it up, and proceed to hit your friend in the head with enough force to pop the bag.
haha dude go woozle Frank... hes sitting right there!