What is woofer?

A twitter user who rarely posts on Twitter. A low frequency tweeter.

Wayne is a woofer. He tweets here and there.

woofer - meme gif

Someone who walks around smelling other peoples farts

"Dude, did Marc just go over to Bob's fart and smell it all up??"
"Yeah he's a woofer thats for sure!"

1)short for subwoofer
2)audio components made for producing large amounts of bass
3)a subwoofer that is usually placed in the trunk of a car

Those 12" woofers woke up the whole neighborhood

A GENIUS invention composed basically of a magnet, voice coil, spider, cone and surround used to reproduce loud and deep bass anywhere - anytime.

I gots a a couple 15" woofers in the trunk of my car - dang that's loud!!!

What the fuck is woofer?

A big ol doggo.

A person who sniffs pussy fart and eats cheese tit.
In other words, they are retarded, mofo's.

Scotty B is such a woofer, he won't tell us what "keerunch" means.

(hipster slang) a cute person, usually a female who repeatedly say "woof" or barks.

"Hey Susan how are you?"
"Woof"
"Bitch your such a woofer"

Wow! Thats so woofer!

when someone has just done a really bad fart that smells of, but not limited to: broccoli, egg

Gordon has just done a woofer. Fucking stinks.

used to describe an ugly, "dog-like" female

"Hey, what do you think of that girl over there?"
"She's a total woofer."