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What is woodwork?
1) A common expression used in football (soccer) by commentators to say that the ball has hit the frame of the goal, so the player has come close, but not scored.
2) When you 'pull' someone (1st base or higher) but you don't have sex with them.
Guy 1: Dude, I saw you making out with that hot chick at the bar, what happened to you last night?
Guy 2: I kept hitting the woodwork mate. I was so close to scoring, but she wasn't up for it.
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Woodwork - what is it?
Catholics who come out of the woodwork to attend mass only on Christmas, Easter, and one week into New Year's Resolutions. They're the reason the regularly participating catholics can't get a seat or a parking spot on those crowded holidays. They also pull out their catholic card when they want to have a wedding or baptism in a church because it makes for nice pictures.
We listened to Christmas mass in the doorway of the church because the place was overflowing with woodwork catholics.
What does "woodwork" mean?
a random person, hence, they came out of the woodwork.
Who the hell is that woodworker
Woodwork - what does it mean?
To get it in; A male referring to having sex with a female.
Yo, Bruh, you seen Mia. I think she's feeling me, I'm bout to give her that woodwork.
Woodwork - meaning
My friend is the best woodworker around.
Woodwork - definition
How you make stuff when you don't have a welder.
Welder's gone? *Sigh* I have do do some woodworking.
Woodwork - slang
The 'underground'; refers to ilegal activity.
The FBI thought that Montenegro was as good as theirs, but he faded into the woodwork before they found him.
Woodwork
Term for the uprights (goal posts) and crossbar in football (soccer). Taken from the days when the goal structure was made from wood.
I slalomed past 3 defenders then deftly rounded the goal keeper only to have my world class finish soundly denied by the woodwork.
Woodwork
The place women come out of when they realize you're single and successful.
Now that I'm single and making good money, all these women are coming out of the woodwork.
Woodwork
A type of masterbation that involves a great deal of concentration
Sonny put in some time woodworking this afternoon; he was on the 65th page of that porn website before he found a Taiwanese feet video he got off too.