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What is woodpecker?
An Arborphile; one who is sexually aroused by trees.
Many Hippie activists in the era of Eco-Terrorism, all of them woodpeckers, would carve holes into trees and engage in sexual intercourse with their leafy lovers, often this was the reason that they would chain themselves to trees.
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woodpecker - video
Woodpecker - what is it?
a guy with a tiny penis ( a pecker) but it is erected.
man that guy must have a woodpecker after seeing that chick.
What does "woodpecker" mean?
a girl who bites a guys dick while giving him a blowjob
charlene africa is a woodpecker
Woodpecker - what does it mean?
a person that chokes alot when giving a guy head
she is such a woodpecker, she can't deepthroat.
Woodpecker - meaning
The smashing of the cell phone antenna off a person's head to cause a golf ball size lump. Mostly used for disciplanary actions in the pharmaceutical industry.
Person A (boss): "What time does my cell phone say?"
Person B (innocent employee): "I don't know....?"
Person A: "WOODPECKER TIME!!!!!" followed by an immediate smashing of Person B's skull.
Woodpecker - definition
When a male is engaging in sexual intercource with a female partner, he turns her upside down in a headstand postion. He the proceeds to step on her chin and spread her legs. At this point he performs rapid cunnilingius on her.
Girl 1: Hey, why is your neck so crooked?
Girl 2: Oh, Pat gave me the woodpecker last night.
Girl 1: Damn, that guy is hot.
Girl 2: Yup
Woodpecker - slang
A hard penis.
I stabbed her a new hole with my Woody Woodpecker.
Woodpecker
woodpecker (n). a woman who performs
rapid, hands-free horatio. From the
movement of the bird's head as she hammers
your trunk.
She's a real woodpecker.
Woodpecker
As the chick licks on your nuts, peck her forehead with your dick
Woodpecker
Quite possibly the most annoying bird there is.
It's 8am and after 4 hours of sleep I just got woken up bc some damn woodpecker decided to bang its head against a tree.