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What is wet-wipe?
1. Someone who is dull and stupid
2. Someone who you just hate
3. Friendly way of saying shut up u idiot to your friend
Shut up u wet wipe
wet-wipe - meme gif
wet-wipe - video
Wet-wipe - what is it?
someone who’s one way to express emotion is to cry
steve: *crying* this is the best day ever!
carol: steve, stop being such a wet wipe.
What does "wet-wipe" mean?
I’m sorry Maddie I refuse to go on go ape because I’m such a wet wipe.
Wet-wipe - what does it mean?
Such a wet wipe
Wet-wipe - meaning
The act of ejaculating into your hands after masturbating and then proceeding to wipe your face in a forgetful manner. Resulting in your own ejaculation being smeared on your own face.
Boy: Awww that was a good wank...... OH SHIT I JUST WET WIPED MYSELF!
Wet-wipe - definition
Normally used to describe a lad who thinks he’s all that but isn’t even half of that. Can typically be found frequenting the same sports bars, in the same outfit, drinking the same pink gin and lemonade. Spends his spare time flirting with girls way out of his league, relaxing on the sun bed and saying he’s going to the gym when he’s actually taking it slow in the steam room.
A: oh my god I have a date with Matt Burnett this weekend
B: what?! No, girl, you can’t. He’s SUCH a wet wipe
Wet-wipe - slang
Made by the Kimberly-Clark Corporation, a health and hygiene company. Made popular by Cam'ron's song "Wet Wipes" off of "Killa Season". Apparently their stock has rocketed since the rapper's song gained recognition.
Implied for the use of cowardly people, or "pussies".
Also, for the females to clean themselves. I assume if they stank.
Let my muscles show, cause I'm like Russell Crowe
Beautiful mind, took his bitch, hustle hoe
That was her boo, yes sir true
But I collect the chicken, call me Purdue
His ex wife, a new sex life
But ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check it, go get ya wet wipes
Wet-wipe
Ellie: Madonna is such a wet wipe
Yasmin: I know right
Wet-wipe
A “wet wipe” is somebody who is overly sensitive and immensely touchy. Generally it is of the male specimen that this is used for, due to the idea that a man should not be so pathetic. Wet wipes like to make a theatrical scene of leaving a situation because they feel attacked on a regular basis. Men who are wet wipes can be overly soppy and mushy towards not only their loved ones but common strangers; this makes them feel restored when they obtain back slushy remarks.
A wet wipe is a piece of damp tissue that one uses to wipe their own backside.
"He's like a woman... He's such a wet wipe."
"Honestly? We must have bigger balls put together than he does alone."
Wet-wipe
The worst insult on the planet, even more harmful than the classic ‘ur mom gay’. Not even a ‘no u’ can deflect this insult. Instant death guaranteed.
Person: haha your ginger
Me: shush you wet-wipe
Person: (keels over and dies)