What is weg?

A word used to describe a persons breast. It usually means that the person has pointy, saggy tits that are unnecessarily separated.

Guy1: Omg! Dude did you see Amandas boobs on photobucket?

Guy2: Hell yeah i did! She totally has some A-Wegs!

weg - meme gif

Well, they're tits aren't they.

Nice wegs.

Wanking your cock while your girlfriend is pegging your ass from behind with a large strap on dong.

Rachel and I we’re wegging last night. I busted a rope all over her pillow she was hitting my prostate hard.

To rub honey on, often used as an exfoliating practice

I was experiencing some leg pain until my masseuse wegged my knees and now I’m feeling back to normal!

Slang term for masterbation, developed by an Italian residing in Switzerland in 2002/2003.

Steve..why are you taking so long in the bathroom....are you having a weg?

What are you doing...wegging?

Why are there so many wegs here?

I need to get myself a weg

"I'm gunna weg that guy on the head later, he has well pissed me off, grrrr"

Term used to describe a usually shitty, impractical, ineficient being or object.

"Man, my keyboard is such a weg"

or

- "you're such a weg"
- "ouch. ok i get it, youre pissed, i messed up....BUT THERES NO NEED TO BE A BETCH"

I wish I had as much power as the almighty weg!

(n). An acronym generally used in internet slang. It stands for "Wicked Evil Grin" or "Wide Evil Grin".

Billy: what r u doing tonite?

Sally: nothing y?

Billy: u want to come over? -weg-