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What is webshite?

Funny mistake by an STV (Scottish Television) News presenter during the news headlines.

Competition for jobs in Scotland appears to be growing rapidly. Figures from a job sales webshite...website, I beg your pardon...show an average of 18 people applying for every advertised vacancy...

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Webshite - what is it?

1: (n.) A website with stupid, ridiculous, or otherwise shitty content; also: terrible content within a webpage, such as a stupid Facebook post (i.e., practically all Facebook posts). Etymology: a combination of 'website' and 'shit'. Also referred to as 'webshite' (pron. /ˈwebˌʃait/).

2: (adj.) Of or relating to webshit.

Why are you on peopleofwallmart.com; it's a total webshit.

I don't know why people keep saying 'keep calm and chive on'; I heard that their website is filled with webshit.

Are you a complete douche? What kind of webshit post is that?

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What does "webshite" mean?

Archived files, generally found on newsgroups, that contain one or more forms of malware. Malware is often hidden in an executable file that when opened, installs a virus or some other form of malware without the users' knowledge.

Person 1: Dude, did you grab that new game from the newsgroups?

Person 2: Yeah, but it was so full of Webshit that I had to reload my operating system.

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Webshite - what does it mean?

Somebody who believes that they should receive exactly the same level of service when buying from E-bay as they would from an exclusive specialist retailer, but without the price tag. They manifest themselves by constantly bombarding the poor sod who is selling something with the stupidest and most irellevent questions their tight arse minds can come up with.

" Is your bathroom fan suitable for MY bathroom or just bathrooms in general ?"
" How white are your white goods ?"
"If I wanted it parachuting into a moving speedboat at midnight, would I incur extra carriage costs ?"
"Do I get discount for being a webshite ?"

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Webshite - meaning

A really shoddy & bad website which covers non-issues.

Websites which cover the life of non-entities like Britney, Lindsay & Paris deserve to be called webshites.

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Webshite - definition

A derogatory term generally used for web developers; but mostly for a specific breed of web devs that never built non-trivial projects that are not web related, or used something other than web stack. They usually think that JS and Electron ( that whole stack) are the best thing since sliced bread, or more immorally, they think JS is a decent language. They jerk each other off whenever a new framework that does yet another anti-feature in a very convoluted way is introduced.

Oh, for fuck's sake, the webshits are losing their shit over a new JS framework that apparently helps you add left padding.

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Webshite - slang

A term used to derogatorily refer to web developers, web programmers, etc. Seen on reddit's programmercirclejerk, among other places.

"WSDL is just webshit IDL"

"Electron 'native apps' - peak webshit."

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Webshite

A web site which isn't very good or which cannot be found using the URL.

That's not a website, it's a webshite.

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Webshite

Webshite is derrived from "a website that is shite"... hence webshite

Contrary to popular belief, it is not a mispronounced word originated from a Bond film starring Sean Connery.

webshite can also be used as an alternative word for spam

"This forum is complete webshite"

"What the hell is this webshite that's arrived in my In-box?"

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