Definder - what does the word mean?

What is wark?

The action of both working and wanking alternatively at work.

1. Dude I've been warking all day. It's really depressing.

2. Dude1: Yeah I've been going a bit on pitchfork at today.

Dude2: Mate you're such a warker.

Boss (comming from behind): Off you two fucks.

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Wark - what is it?

The act of pissing about on Facebook when one really ought to be working.

Are you still at work?" "Yes, I've been warking really hard. I still have a giant stack of paperwork but I gained three levels in Farmville.

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What does "wark" mean?

A wark is any bird with a long beak and neck. Common warks include ducks, swans, pelicans, herons, egrets and ibis.

Look Morgan, warks! Honk Honk!

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Wark - what does it mean?

A ginger kid that plays runescape and feeds of making others look stupid by being a troll. He has become #1 troll of the runescape community and hasn't lost his touch since joining Ancient Fury.

Rudy v8: Alright bro what's the info?
Warking: Willowsrfun - fuckbitchesgetmoney
Rudy v8: ...511 days this isn't an AF account
Warking: Oh? Maybe you typed it wrong
BigTNutty: Rip Ely Rudy
Rudy v8: Fuck ya'll
Rudy v8 disconnected.

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Wark - meaning

A party man who drinks Canadian beer by the case. One who enjoys a blumkin now and again and likes to tip the little man out of the boat.

You are a real Wark!

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Wark - definition

a mix between a woof and a bark.

Guy #1: Dogs say woof!
Guy #2: No, they say bark!
Guy #3: What about wark!!
Guys #1 and #2: OH YEAH!!!!

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Wark - slang

(v.) To develop one or more contingency plan(s) for a zombie attack. Often a symptom of mental illness.

I wark frequently: when showering, before falling asleep, and even while taking in podcasts.

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Wark

(v.) To develop one or more contingency plan(s) for implementation in the event of a zombie attack. Often a symptom of mental illness.

Her hobbies include yoga, podcasting, and warking...lots of warking.

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Wark

The familiar sound made by a Chocobo. various forms of the "wark" are used in different situations and depending on the mood of the Chocobo!

"(^)> *wark!* *wark!*

"(@)> "im pilled up, yo."

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Wark

The sound of a chocobo from many Final Fantasy games. Most Final Fantasy fans would recognize the sound in a second. In the game it is usually heard as an adorable squeak.

Chocobo: Wark! Wark!
Chocobo 2: Wark!?
Chocobo: waarrrrk.

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