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What is wankering?Something self-indulgent, of interest only to the person who produced it. This thing inspires rancor. The blog entry detailing the deep inner thoughts and feelings of the writer was extremely wankerous. wankering - meme gifwankering - videoWankering - what is it?Drunk/Shit-faced/Arse-holed I drank two pints of vodka last night, I was absolutely wankered. What does "wankering" mean?I've had a long week Jim. I'm hankering for a wankering! Wankering - what does it mean?This is a term of derision, commonly used by people of the lower-classes. It refers to the act of self-abuse, or self-stimulation of the sexual organs, by both male and female sexes. It was particularly frowned upon during the Victorian era, when it was thought that the act of self-abuse could lead to blindness or even the madhouse. The person manipulating his or her loins in order to achieve sexual solace would therefore be the βwankerβ. However, today it is more often used to signify a person is dim-witted or has an unsavoury character. βThat copper was a right wanker! He stopped me for speedingβ in me car and now Iβm gettinβ a fine anβ points on me licence!β Wankering - meaningWhile "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally. You're such a wanker. Wankering - definition(i) A marketing slogan which, rather than being created with skill or wit, simply implies that the product will will change your life for the better, - even if its just a packet of sweets The following wankerisms were found using a google search on "marketing slogans". Wankering - slangto be so completely inebriated so as to lose all cognitive function This guy was so wankered in the pub, that he pissed himself WankeringUK/Aus/NZ slang for: 1. He spent twenty minutes telling me about the studio's new pathways they're developing in innovative synergistic blue-sky-media treatment concepts. In a fake Cockney-geezer accent. What a fucking wanker. WankeringBritish slang for an idiot or fool Get away from me you bloody wanker! WankeringTaking part in an act that will have you labeled as a wanker. Pawan, would you stop wankering with those pokemon cards and come with us. |
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