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What is wankee?
Created by none other than Drakey Fucking Hall. The Wankee Candle is a candle that once lit acts as an aphrodisiac. Around women you make sweet love. Alone you wank yourself into oblivion.
I didn't get lucky so when I got home I lit The Wankee Candle. My chest looked like I had been attacked by Spider-Man come 3am.
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Wankee - what is it?
The perfect name for the overpaid baseball team from the Bronx who always choke in the playoffs because they would rather wank on the field so they can enjoy their overpaid salaries in the off season sooner.
Did you see the New York Wankees choke in the play-offs last year, Man they are eating out of Swinebrenners hands.
What does "wankee" mean?
Boris Johnson, born in the United States, now, somehow, Prime Minister of Britain.
The ghost of Churchill returned to 10 Downing Street just long enough to be stunned that his once-dignified office was being sullied by this Wankee Doodle Dandy.
Wankee - what does it mean?
When a group of male friends walk into a bathroom together, one may call out in their loudest voice, "Wankee Swap!" Then, as the friends are lined up next to each other at the urinals, a member of the group can call out, "Time!" Each man then stops flow, and steps one urinal to the right (in some situations, the man on the far right may have no urinal to hop to, and instead must cut flow and run to the left hand side of the pee-line). The name "Wankee Swap" and the practice of calling it out are a reference to the episode of The Office where Michael decides the Christmas party will play "Yankee Swap!"
Friend 1- "Oh God, I'm so glad we're finally at the bathroom. I have to piss like a mother."
Friend 2- "Guess what: WANKEE SWAP!"
Friend 1- "Oh Christ. Well played. Let's do this thing. Time!"
Friend 2- "Shit. I can't stop my flow."
Friend 1- "Move it bitch or I will piss on your leg."
Friend 2- That is certainly your perogative since we are playing Wankee Swap.
Wankee - meaning
A slur for wankers. Also spelled wanky.
Hey! Sup, John my wankee?
Wankee - definition
a wannabe yankee
Someone who isn't American, but wants to be. This is also synonymous with a wanker, but wanting to be American automatically suggests as such.
Look at all these wankees at the embassy.
Wankee - slang
The comparative of wanker in the meaning of someone who fails really hard.
Did you see that?! That guy just walked into that glass wall!
He is such a wankee
Wankee
Person that someone thinks about while masturbating. People featured on thankyourwank.com as masturbation muses for other wankers visiting the website.
I always use thankyourwank.com to search and vote for my favourite wankees and thank them for the wanktastic times!
Wankee
One who is thought about and wanked over by the wanker.
If Steve is thinking about Jane and decides to wank while thinking about her naked body then Jane becomes a wankee. Poor Jane.
Wankee
One who is thought about and wanked over by the wanker.
If Steve is thinking about Jane and decides to wank while thinking about her naked body then Jane becomes a wankee. Poor Jane.