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What is walleye?
An organized force that is raised from a civil population in order to protect our lake and river systems for future generations.
I still can’t believe Johnny, the founder of the walleye militia, can’t fish for shit.
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Walleye - what is it?
1. A nefarious troupe of troubadours, whose mere presence causes people to go 'walleye'.
2. For comparison when no comparison is really possible, let's say your Uncle Lester thought he was the world's greatest lady's man. If Uncle Lester were to meet the Walleye Crue, he would be shamed so badly in the general conditions of manhood that he likely would methodically sit down his coffee, take off his 3-day old shatty diaper, put it on his head (straps forward) and enthusiastically dive into the deep part of a lake with a concrete block tied to his pinky toe.
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That Walleye Crue just jacked my hizzy and gave my wife a dirty sanchez and I like it!
What does "walleye" mean?
First coined in the movie "Hot Shots!", walleye vision is a condition wherein the afflicted person's eyesight becomes skewed to the perspective of a walleye fish. The condition can only be corrected with a multioptipupiloptomy.
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!
Walleye - what does it mean?
When a man pulls his balls out of his pants through the zipper, and lets them hang out for lengths of time. Often used as a practical joke at party, church, or any other social event.
Dude, don't look now, but Gooch is pulling a walleye again.
Walleye - meaning
The condition of some chick who has one eye looking at you, and her other eye is looking at the wall. Kinda like being cross eyed except instead of the floating eye looking inward it looks outward.
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Walleye - definition
A person with a lazy eye that looks at the wall.
Steve is a walleye, I can't tell if he's looking at me or the wall.
Walleye - slang
A term for breasts that exhibit characteristics similar to that of a walleye fish head.Breast angle and nipple direction close to 180 degrees apart.
Did you se that chic's walleyes, she could probably tuck them under her arms
Walleye
You go commando in shorts and hang your balls out the side of your shorts. Then you invite ladies over and watch their eyes wander to your exposed nuts.
I invited Jody over to walleye her. When she busted me I asked, ''Did I sit in gum?"
Walleye
Another term used for a person who is cross eyed or has a disturbing lazy eye. One eye is looking at you and the other is looking at the wall, hence the term walleye.
Clarence was looking at Mark but his walleye was looking out the window at the lake that he wanted to fish in.
Walleye
a fish related to the perch, freshwater and is very tasty
pass me that walleye; damn thats a good eating fish