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What is victory lap?

The act of having unprotected intercourse after finding out one is HIV positive.

"Yeah, sure it sucks, Don. But I took a great victory lap with that broad that lives in the basement."
"Oh..."

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victory lap - video


Victory lap - what is it?

A victory lap involves driving around in order to waste work time while operating a company vehicle. The word has also become associated with wasting time in general, "doing victory laps."Victory laps can be measured in different lengths depending on the amount of time that needs to be wasted.

Driver: Man Nick, we have no work to do and cant clock out for another 45 minutes.

Nick: I suppose we could do a big victory lap around campus.

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What does "victory lap" mean?

When you're about 18 beers past the legal limit and you're the most sober one in the car that you are driving; and your so excited that you made it home without dying (or worse, a DUI) that you do laps around the traffic circle in your neighborhood. Typically, all of your neighbors will be awoken by headlights flashing in their windows and you're drunk friends cheering.

I can't believe I made it back to Glengarry after drinking a whole case of beers.....let's do victory laps.

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Victory lap - what does it mean?

During vaginal doggy style, the giver pulls out right before the recipient cums to lick the clit & vulva from the back, then re-inserts to ride out the writhing dual clitoral & G-spot orgasms.

Author's Note: Closing with a facial is suggested at this point, given that a double-O is your golden ticket to do whatever the fuck you generally want for the rest of the night

Rupert had trouble deciding whether to finish with a donkey punch or the more respectful victory lap, but opted for a houdini instead.

Well played, Rupert.

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Victory lap - meaning

when a woman performs oral sex to man, once he is finshed ejaculating in her mouth she does a "victory lap" around the mans anus with her tongue. living a trail of semen around the anus.

last erin sucked my dick so good that she decided to take a victory lap.

she does victory laps like jimmie johnson .

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Victory lap - definition

The extra year a student has to spend in high school in order to graduate, because they are academically behind everyone else in their class.

"Are you going to grad?"

"Not this year. I can't. I have to do a victory lap, instead."

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Victory lap - slang

when you finished smoking a joint or blunt and proceed to smoke a second one

Andres: yo I'm blazed as shit
Devon: yeah but let's hit that victory lap
Andres: Ight, I'll get to rollin'

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Victory lap

1. to give a girl really hot sex and still have enough stamina afterward to give her more

The way that fox in the open-back dress is looking at me, she pretty much has a guaranteed victory lap.

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Victory lap

When masturbating, the few extra jerks you take after orgasm.

He jerked til he came, but kept going for a victory lap.

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Victory lap

When a collegiate student takes more than 4 years to graduate, each consecutive year after the 4th year is considered a to be a victory lap

Hey man, what year are you?

Second year senior, i'm on my victory lap.

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