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What is velcroed?
Tiny interlocking loops of man-made material. Found on the shoes of kindergardeners.
Person: "I want interlocking loops of man-made material on my shoes so I can be cool. I think I will buy shoes with velcro straps."
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Velcroed - what is it?
(verb) to velcro: to mingle pubic areas together during lesbian sex;
(noun) velcro: the pubic hair
(abstract noun): the act of rubbing one velcro against another
derivitives:
velcro style
velcro sex
velcro meshing
velcro frotting
velcro fun
The two women gave each other a good old velcro up against the wall in the gay club.
The noise of intertwining velcro disturbed the sleepers in the next bed.
Her velcro was as crinkly as a Persian lamb coat.
What does "velcroed" mean?
(noun) The interlocking of arm hair that occurs when two males are walking, standing or sitting in uncomfortable proximity to one another while wearing short sleeves.
"Dude, you're giving me Velcro, back off a little!"
"I feel something tickling my arm.... oh shit, it's Velcro"
Velcroed - what does it mean?
an act that is so easy it's like unhooking hook and loop fasteners aka velcro. can also be used to affirm an action that will be taken.
guy 1: hey can you you turn off the lights after you leave?
guy 2: of course, straight velcro baby
Velcroed - meaning
The bro-love inspired intimate act of two males scouring one anothers well developed beards together. To be used in place of: Handshaking, High fiving, or cuddling after sex.
"Nice job down there bro! Come give me some Velcro!!"
Velcroed - definition
Shoes with velcro fasten straps instead of shoe laces, ideal for getting naked at fast speeds in because you don't have to untie your shoes. Definitely a worthwhile purchase.
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Velcroed - slang
The situation a couple faces when their pubic hair gets wound together during intercourse, forcing them to be Siamese twins for at least a year.
Cameron: Why are those queers walking together attached at the crotch?
Brett: Looks like the hairy type. Must have had some velcro action after the first slam.
Velcroed
When two men with long beards greet each other and rub each other's beards together resulting in the velcroing of the beards.
Laddy greeted John by velcroing their beards together.
Velcroed
to get one's moustache inextricably entwined in one's partner's bearded oyster hair
mr & mrs pavarotti had become so firmly velcroed he could not sing at vinny's barmistva. instead they got coldplay
Velcroed
when you scrape your skin on velcro creating large scratch patch.
i just got velcroed on his shoes!