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What is vaulted?
A kick-ass sport that combines Gymnastic and Dance on horseback. Yes, two of the most dangerous sports in the world (horses and gymnastics, not dance). It takes much more strength and flexibility than throwing a ball around. Thats why everyone goes 'WOW!' when you tell them what it is.
*vaulter doing an arabesque on a cantering horse.*
person: ... *wets himself with excitement*
vaulting is sweet
vaulted - meme gif
vaulted - video
Vaulted - what is it?
To have the developers of fortnite remove a weapon from battle royale due to it being too op for reddit soyboys to not complain about. Normally the removed weapon is replaced with a less-cooler weapon like the fucking hunting rifle that is absolute trash and nobody asked for it.
Autistic guy: Fortnite vaulted the homing missile, reeeeeeeeeee!
Autistic guy 2: Well us reddit soyboys got butthurt and wanted it out because we can't build lol.
Autistic guy: EVERYBODY LIKED THE HOMING MISSILE, ITS FUCKING RETARDED THAT YOU GOYS GOT RID OF IT, IF THERE WAS A WEAPON TO GET RID OF IT SHOULD BE THE SUBMACHINE GUN, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Autistic guy 2: Change triggers me, i don't take major changes well, please be patient I have autism.
What does "vaulted" mean?
Its like saying safe, but only safer.
Tyrone: Man, dis chicken dip is safe.
Humphrey: Nah blud, ketchup is safe, this is vault.
Vaulted - what does it mean?
Vault is the new "hybrid" citrus beverage from The Coca-Cola Company. It's called a "hybrid" because it combines the easy drinkability of a soda with the "kick" of an energy drink.
Vault energy soda, is very closely tied to "Surge."
Surge came out around 1996 under the name of "Urge", and had a huge introduction. As time went on, however, the production and sales of Surge greatly decreased. In early 2000, hardly anyone even bothered to stock shelves with Surge. Around 2002 marked the end of the major production of Surge, and it fell hard from where it used to be. Although sales of Surge were discontinued, a great amount of consumers felt that it shouldn't have been. A great majority of this community went to great lengths to bring Surge back. A large petition site, SaveSurge.org, is a large community dedicated to bringing it back to shelves. This organization was started in 2002 and have been widely credited for the release of Vault. Surge is only purchasable now in Norway, and high-dollar auctions hosted on eBay.
Around 2005 Vault hit the market in select areas of the United States. In 2006, Vault soda was nationally released, and has since flourished in advertising and sales. Many consider Vault to be the new Surge, and others believe it's on the 90% region in likeness with its original. Fan sites such as VaultKicks.org can tell you more about it.
Vault advertising slogans:
"Drinks like a Soda, Kicks like an Energy Drink."
"The Taste. The Quench. The Kick."
"Get to It."
Vaulted - meaning
Hybrid energy citrus soda created by the Coca-Cola company. Released nationwide in 2006. The refreshing taste resembles that of "Surge", a failed beverage by Coca-Cola about 5 years ago.
Person 1 - "Yo this Surge is off the hook! Why do they call it Vault?"
Person 2 - "It's not Surge, it's a Hybrid energy soda. A trailblazer of sorts in the soda industry."
Vaulted - definition
Originally seen on the General Mayhem forums, Vault is the place where we keep the funny, aka, comedy gold, platinum and plutonium. only the finest metals of comedy are vaulted.
This has to be VAULTED!!!! HILARIOUS! IM SO SERIOS RITE NOW!
Vaulted - slang
to reach back far into the depths of ones brain to pull out an embarassing story of someone you know and tell it to a group of people
Bob vaulted Sam the other day, Bob told all of Sam's friends what he did two years ago at that party
Vaulted
This could be used when saying you jumped over something.
"aww man i totally vaulted that massive horse o'er there! Twas f**king amazin' dude"
"aww man wicked i might try vaulting that car naa!"
Vaulted
A term coined by the hit-show Seinfeld, the word vaulted means to keep a secret safe.
" Can you keep a secret? "
" Oh yes, i'll put it in the vault. "
" I am into beastiality. "
" Vaulted. "
Vaulted
When a secret or an important piece of information is confirmed safe with the person you have entrusted it with.
"Sarah, I want to tell you that I actually have a Spice Girls doll collection...and I brush their hair while listening to 'Wannabe'."
"Don't worry Stuart. It's totally vaulted."