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What is Humphrey?

a whore
a person who humps for free
a person who goes out w/ ppl, and makes love to them after their first date
a blond bitch
cunt
a bj giveaway

"look at humphrey go"
"that fuckin humphrey just screwed him after 3 days"
" i wanna fuck that humphrey"

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Humphrey - meme gif

Humphrey meme gif

Humphrey - video


Humphrey - what is it?

The act of sitting on a chair while touching yourself to a werthers original

hes doing the humphreys

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What does "Humphrey" mean?

A child that is born to unwed parents who eventually get married.

Jane was a bastard until she was flower girl at her parents wedding last week; she is now a humphrey.

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Humphrey - what does it mean?

A man that loves to day thicc and do wierd hand gestures.πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

Can’t be social and has venustophobia.

The fear of cute girls

Man, ur a real Humphrey, Noah

Try not to Humphrey this, ok?

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Humphrey - meaning

Humphrey is used to describe any unusual birth mark or freckle on sum1's face. It cant be sum1 with lots of freckles. Its just ONE freckle or birth mark on the face that catches ur attention and is really ugly. There is also a trisex humphrey which is wen sum1 has 3 humphreys that make a triangle on the side of their face.

Wow that humphrey on SB's face is mad anoying. I just want to chop that shit off.

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Humphrey - definition

The guy from almost famous on hobowars that tells everyone the meaning of their name in the urban dictionary

Everyone loves him though, we want his children

Humphrey -
1. stigs
A fat, lazy, Puerto Rican teacher/cop/lacrosse coach. Known to be a complete retard and sleeps with his mother

how does this make you feel about your name, this is from urban dictionary?


Humphery -
sue: a sexy lady with huge titties that loves to have sex all the time, nice fat ass, and likes to do it in her jacuzzi tub

wierd, it says nothing about kissing for a bathroom break

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Humphrey - slang

You heard the myth right..HE IS THE MAN. THE LEGEND ... Just dont take the pith..

That man humphrey..

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Humphrey

A unique and versatile word to describe male genitals, suspicious packages from Big Sausage Pizza, and cockerels.

β€œUh-oh! My humphrey is hard again.”
β€œWtf? I’m a guy. I have a humphrey.”
β€œI’ve got a jolly good humphrey down there.”

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Humphrey

Humphrey, as in Bogart, is another term for someone who is holding onto a joint, pipe, bong, or any other means of smoking marijuana while others are waiting to take a hit.

"Come on Humphrey...pass it then you can keep talking."

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Humphrey

A large typically hairy man with a smaller peen large nose and giant eyes

Oh look it's Humphrey

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