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What is vark?
scale on which "varks" are measured; goes from 1 to 10 with one being a momentary lapse of intelligence to ten having multiple blond moments in the same conversation; see also "vark"
"I can't believe that girl varked over and over again. That was definitely a ten on the vark scale"
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vark - video
Vark - what is it?
A combination of 'retard' and 'ardvark'. Used on annoying or otherwise moronic people.
You spilled my drink you tard-vark!
What does "vark" mean?
Another word for vagina.
Hey Sandy, that's a nice vark you've got there.
Vark - what does it mean?
A cool nice friend who will support, annoy, and support you.
Although he may be a total dick, if you need him he will be there for you.
You:I need help vark!
Vark: with what>
You: something!
vark:fine but i want 5 bucks
Vark - meaning
When someone has curly hair and it makes their head look fat
Dood, check out that guys vark lol, lets give him abuse
That dude is so varkular
He suffers from varkulosis
Vark - definition
A vark (pronounced fark, or farkuh for the plural varke) is a person who drives like a maniac, belches, farts or swears loudly in public, picks on the little guys (if you catch my drift) or beats his girlfriend. There are lots of similarities between varke and townies, but they aren't as distinctive in clothing as townies are, which makes them so much scarier. The literal meaning of vark is pig. Varke could be anybody, even your next-door neighbour, or your brother in jail.
*After a belch* "Sies jou vark!" (Shame on you, you vark!)
Die donnerse vark het sopas voor my ingedruk in die tou! (The damn vark just jumped the queue in front of me!)
Vark - slang
short for aardvark (a piglike animal of African origin belonging to the order Tubulidentata).
Varks are anteaters.
Vark
We have this saying around these parts and we thought that it would be nice to share this with our funny word-loving friends. It's called "varking", and it's a verb.
To vark. First, a little history: there was a very famous dog around here a year or so ago that liked to sniff around alot, and when she did, she looked just like an aardvark. She would poke and sniff for hours in this aardvark position, and we started calling this action "aardvarking" and later shortened it to "varking". So if you ever find yourself walking around, looking at something here and some other thing there or not really anything much at all...well you can say that you are varking!
Vark
when someone has a blond moment or brain fart; also accompanied by the "vark scale" (see "vark scale")
"Man that was so dumb. That was like a 10 on the vark scale"
Vark
An uncicumcised penis.
Ur mom told me that BJ is a vark.