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What is vagina monster?
A person who gets so much VAGINA they're a monster
Jake:Hey you remember Todd?
Tom: Yeah he's totally a Vagina Pants monster man!
vagina monster - video
Vagina monster - what is it?
An insult towards half cocked people, who sometimes are vagina monsters.
You're a half-cocked vagina monster.
Hey, look at that half-cocked vagina monster!
I'm a half-cocked vagina monster and I'm proud of it!
What does "vagina monster" mean?
an african vagina monster looks much like a large, more vagina-shaped tiger lilly, with the same coloration of the petals but it has teeth, it is not at all like a venus fly trap, do not confuse the two, while venus fly traps trap flies with theyre long, thorn like "teeth", AVM's do not trap, but just eat (with teeth much like a sharks)things, they ae most like to eat penis, fingers, tongues, or condoms. Fear this creature. it is exotic, but fierce.
"That African Vagina Monster just bit my nipple! And then i pissed all over it!"
Vagina monster - what does it mean?
When a girl is on her period, what it actually is, is the ovarian egg hatches and releases a monster. The monster feeds on the thin layers of skin inside the uterus, and when the monster feeds, that is what causes the blood to flow out. The more the monster eats, the heavier the flow of blood. To kill the monster, the tampon is inserted to stop the exile of the blood out of the vagina causing the monster to drown in the blood.
DAMN! that bitch has a really hungry, angry vagina monster.
see how much shes bleeding!?!?!?
Vagina monster - meaning
A creature that has a voice like Samuel Jackson (mutha fucka), a bald head, a mustache, and a trident. He has lots of fangs, a beer belly, and a A-shirt with both kinds of "gravy stains." He has a chode, (definition here meaning wider than long so that it looks like some type of deformed ham) and has the asshole of a 7 year old. He has a magina on his lower belly that hangs like sleeve of wizard. He is also a lousy retard. It is unclear if this means he is bad at being retarded or just retarded to the point of inactivity.
"Dude, I think that chick gave me crabs last night!" "No, man, I think her vagina monster did one hell of a number on you!"
Vagina monster - definition
A woman, usually loose in the old 'wizard's sleeve', who is a complete home-wrecker and whore. A Vagina Monster may lie about being pregnant, engage in fake depression when they aren't getting enough attention, and in general will lie cheat and steal to get what they want. When their plans invariably go wrong, they will blame everyone else.
-"Hey did you hear about her pregnancy? Apparently he fell for it a second time!"
-"That bitch is just the epitome of Vagina Monsters."
Vagina monster - slang
One who has mastered the art of the clitoris
pussy twat eater master pleaser the man
John" ahhh, catch your breath first, but was it good?...."
Tiffany " babe, you're the vagina monster!"
Vagina monster
a very tight vagina that doesnt let penis in much
Trevor:oh my god charlie is a vagina monster
Vagina monster
1. A fat, wrinkly, saggy, old vagina.
2. Disformed vagina.
2. A diss
sally - shut up you ugly disgusting vagina monster!