Definder - what does the word mean?

What is up the dick?

1.) A person who is a real piece of shit.

2.) Someone who sounds less than desirable when heard through Skype.

3.) A douche.

4.) An animal, object, concept, philosophy, etc. that fails at least one time and/or is in a constant state of failure.

5.) Something that smells, sounds, feels, or tastes terrible.

6.) A beaten-up bag-like container containing phalli.

That fucking oil spill is really turning into a beat-up bag of dicks.

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Up the dick - what is it?

1. Following someone around constantly.

"The king's attendant was all up on someone's dick (the king's), helping him with whatever he needed.

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What does "up the dick" mean?

This is what special ladies receive in the morning. Specifically, it's the intercourse that starts right when they wake up.

Get your sleep baby. In the morning I have some "wake up dick" for you.

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Up the dick - what does it mean?

When your dick points almost straight up when hard. Also, you can’t push it down passed 90 degrees of angle. You can basically lift weights with your dick if you have up dick.

β€œWhen I’m hard my dick basically looks at me, I must have Up-dick.”

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Up the dick - meaning

When you go through a period of growth and you gotta see if the vibes are still there with previous females you associated yourself with

I spent all day going through my contacts, tying up loose dick since I got back from my first year away at college

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Up the dick - definition

A bunch of people getting roudy or having a good time together

Lets jack up our dicks!!

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Up the dick - slang

another means of saying, screwed up, fucked up.

Tim: Hey how was your date last night?
Earl: It didn't happen, she coughed up a dick.

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Up the dick

A term used by 3 girls from Norn Iron to express extreme displeasure at a comment or action against them

"Aye, up your dick sure."

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Up the dick

When a person ramps up their aggressive behavior, turning into a total jerk.

Whenever we go out it is inevitable that Greg will dial up the dick!

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Up the dick

Wrecked or broken, usually carelessly.

Your dog was really up the dick after it ate that snail bait.

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