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What is two-dollar?
Derived from the 1820s when Chinese immigrants, who would suck each others penises for the meager price of two dollars a month.
(n.) Slang for one who sucks or wishes to suck another mans dick.
(v.) In the process of sucking another mans dick.
(n.) Rob was acting like a two dollar fag at the bar last night, trying to touch me and shit.
(v.) Beau was two dollar faggin it last night with Rob right after the game!
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Two-dollar - what is it?
n. A U.S. banknote worth $2 featuring Thomas Jefferson. Contrary to popular assumption, most two dollar bills are actually worth exactly $2, since they are still being made. Their widespread usage along with the reduction of the one dollar bill is the only way for the one dollar coin to get into circulation.
Cashier: Is this a two dollar bill?
Customer: Why, yes it is.
Cashier: Wow, thanks! I collect these.
Customer: Why? They're only worth two dollars.
Cashier: No, they're not. They stopped making these a long time ago.
Customer: They are still being made. In fact, the bill clearly says "Series 2003A." I just picked up a whole bunch at a bank yesterday.
Cashier: Ok, but what am I supposed to do with this?
Customer: Why don't you give it out as change?
Cashier: I never would have thought of that. This way, I will only need to give away two bills for change of $3 instead of three singles!
Customer: Why don't you use a Presidential dollar coin instead of a dollar bill?
Cashier: Oh yeah, I got one of those today. Now I only have to give away one bill and one coin for $3 of change.
Customer: The dollar coin can be used everywhere, and the two dollar bill everywhere except vending machines.
Cashier: That sucks, maybe they will change that.
Customer: Let's hope so. Can I have my change now?
Cashier: Oh yeah, here you go. Now get the hell out of here.
What does "two-dollar" mean?
A low-paid rent-a-cop with attitude. A thug cheaply employed as a private security guard who struts like a wannabe cop. A uniformed goon or dickhead with a badge.
Examples include: nightclub bouncers and public transport inspectors.
Just like items available from the Two Dollar Shop, the two dollar cop is easily paid for but badly put together and unsafe because it does not meet the normal quality assurance standards.
"I got abused and fined $167 by this Connex two dollar cop for having my foot on the seat, while a junkie was vomiting on the floor two seats away."
Two-dollar - what does it mean?
a prostitute costing less than or exactly $2.00. See yo momma
"Yo troy, see that two dollar whore over there?"
"fo shizzle"
"I got a season pass"
"no shit!"
Two-dollar - meaning
Club for men who have a penis long enough to balance eight quarters edge to edge on their erect penis.
"Gina, this guy was long and wide enough that he could balance eight quarters on his dick"
"Well, then he is a member of the two dollar club."
Two-dollar - definition
The cheapest sort of whore, one who is looked upon with contempt by all other levels of whores.
Worker one: This company treats us like two-dollar whores.
Worker two: No, they don't. If we were two-dollar whores, think how much money we would have made by now.
Two-dollar - slang
Cheap-ass and ugly hooker, even worse then a slut.
I'm bored, let's pick up a two dollar hooker and have a good time.
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Hey little schoolgirl, how bout some two-dollar sucky sucky.
Two-dollar
Someone who attempts to pull off a ruse in which he/she pretends a pop machine has dispensed two pops for the price of one when everyone knows very well that he/she deposited two dollars in the machine. "Two-dollar" then gives the extra pop to a table of senior girls in hopes they will reciprocate some form of friendship. In order to fully obtain "two-dollar" status it is necessary for the table of girls to be fully aware of the ruse from the beginning and share collective laughs at "two-dollar's" expense behind his/her back.
Hey check out the pop machine, two-dollar is at it again.
Two-dollar
Someone who attempts to pull off a ruse in which he/she pretends a pop machine has dispensed two pops for the price of one when everyone knows very well that he/she deposited two dollars in the machine. "Two-dollar" then gives the extra pop to a table of senior girls in hopes they will reciprocate some form of friendship. In order to fully obtain "two-dollar" status it is necessary for the table of girls to be fully aware of the ruse from the beginning and share collective laughs at "two-dollar's" expense behind his/her back.
Hey check out the pop machine, two-dollar is at it again.