Definder - what does the word mean?

What is twatface?

Excessive facebook status updating.

Twatter=twitter
facing=Facebook

(facebook status 1) 'In class and my teacher is madd boring' (2minutes later:facebook status 2) 'finally out of class and walking to the door' (1 minute later:facebook status 2) 'just totally tripped going up the stairs (sorry guys i'm twatfacing'

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Twatface - what is it?

When someone's a gay fuck

"Jason has a new turtle neck"
"What a twatface"

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What does "twatface" mean?

A twat: an insuult used by a female to a male.
A codename used for a person you dont like. can be used for more than one person (eg twatface 2, 3 etc)

ellia: omg twatface just texted me AGAIN!

emma: ben is such an immature freak
sophie: yeah. There goes twatface 2...

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Twatface - what does it mean?

adj. Extremely drunk, perhaps leading to humorous or embarassing results

John got so completely twatfaced last night he tried to karate kick a lampost for staring at him

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Twatface - meaning

An idiot who you kinda adore. You are showing your affection with this name

*in a conversation*
Person 1: hey rockstar
Person 2: sup?
Person 1: ily, twatface xo

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Twatface - definition

a term of endearment for a particularly nasty looking female relative

hello aunty jean (twatface)
how are you ? you look well...

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Twatface - slang

An offence where one has the face of a twat

Hey Twatface, you have the face of a twat. Twatface

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Twatface

The name instantly given to someone who has wronged you.

This could be an ex-partner, someone who is now overdue money that was lent or left you in a crap situation.

1. How is your mate mike doing, did he give you that money back for the ticket?

That twatface? Nah, I haven't heard from him in weeks.

2. So are you and Anna still getting along?

Twatface dumped me for some fuckface dickwad

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Twatface

Another word for a politician.

Tony Blair: opportunity blah blah blah new blah blah responsibility oink oink blah blah

Me: Fuck off, twatface.

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