What is twanker?

Meaning someone who is both a twat and a wanker.

Tude is a Twanker but I still adore her

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twanker - video

Twanker - what is it?

Precurser to the twunt, its a schoolboy insult, created by mixing twat and wanker.

ner ner ner ner! Alex is a twanker!!

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What does "twanker" mean?

Insult: someone who is both twat and wanker.

He's such a twanker!

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Twanker - what does it mean?

A noun used to describe twenty dollars worth of marijuana.

"Ey...whatsup..yea i want a twankers"

"Got a pack o' twankers?"

"Nah man..all I got left is a twankers..some shake."

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Twanker - meaning

a shortened word for nicks a wanker

that plonker nick blundle from wrexham is a right twanker with a small willie

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Twanker - definition

A banker who uses Twitter.

This was made up live on Deal or No Deal by Noel.

That banker is a twanker

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Twanker - slang

it is a shortened word for"toms a wanker"

tom pritchard from wrexham is a twanker

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Twanker

Noun: Someone thought by another to be a fool, an idiot, or someone whose behaviour is in some way unacceptable (but not illegal or overly troublesome) to the norms of the majority in the vicinity.
Etymology: derived from 'wanker' but thought to be less offensive.

"Him, he's nothing but a twanker. He never sits down and never answers any questions."

"You twanker!"

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Twanker

A wanker that uses Twitter.

Abstracted from other words prepended with 'tw' such as tweople, tweetup, twestival etc...

@aplusk is a right twanker

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Twanker

A fusion of the already very expressive words twat and wanker to describe a peculiar, even unique, kind of contemptibleness found in those who are both stubborn and awkward, awkward and stubborn.

'You fucking twanker Matthew.'

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