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What is turdburgler?
Northern Turdburglers are a group of small to medium sized brown colored birds with most species being found in the Old World, New Jersey, and West Virgina. The group is treated either as a single family, Dukeieous Maximus or as a suborder Flyingousdoodooeatious. There are roughly 2 species of Turdburgler. All have fat heads, scooped bills, short legs, and a terrible sense of smell. Non-coincidentally Northern Turdburglers smell like shit, this is mainly due to their preferred diet of pure human excrement. A nocturnal creature Turdburglers can be spotted diving into sewer systems scooping up dung for their young. Northern Turdburglers reproduce every 36 hours and lay their eggs in piles of human poo-poo as to for nobody will mess with dey babies. The Northern Turdburgler has an expected life span of approximately 2 to 6 weeks and smells very bad.
That bird has shit all over it; it must be a Great Northern Turdburgler.
turdburgler - video
Turdburgler - what is it?
someone that is so obsessed with human crap that they are willing to go out on their free time and steal other peoples waste
"a Turdburgler broke into my house and stole all my poop"
What does "turdburgler" mean?
A quiet nasty boy who steals the poops from your butt and adds them to his poop wealth.
Hay! Stop that shitty titty turdburgler, he stole my poopies.
Turdburgler - what does it mean?
someone who is a fag and gay and douche and all other mean and weird things one person could say to another
tom from myspace is a turdburgler
Turdburgler - meaning
AKA: Fagg or hipster
A socially acceptable way to call someone a douche/bunghole in a public area.
dude, he's being such a turdburgler when he walks like that.
Turdburgler - definition
I wrote that song, but that turdburgler got rich on it.
Turdburgler - slang
You turdburgler.
Turdburgler
A person who, unknowingly, tries to open the door of an occupied bathroom stall.
I was taking in the middle of a nice shit when a turdburgler scared me.
Turdburgler
One who can't spell turdburglar.
Public education produces many turdburglers.