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What is turbovirgin?
When you are a micropenis and are being an idiot with no friends.
If you fireball spam in bedwars, you are a cromagnium Turbovirgin
turbovirgin - video
Turbovirgin - what is it?
When you are an idiot and have no friends. Generally hated by all beings
If you fireball spam in bedwars, you are a cromagnium Turbovirgin
What does "turbovirgin" mean?
A guy or girl who has never done anything wrong in thier life, will complain about others being “immature” and deviant.
Will never drink, smoke, or do anything considered taboo.
Friend 1: Hey wanna go smoke some reefer and drink some brewski’s?
Friend 2: Alex probably won’t want to come with us. He’s a turbovirgin.
Turbovirgin - what does it mean?
Kevin -Your a fucking TurboVirgin
Miller- nO I'm nOt
Turbovirgin - meaning
This is a culmination of Virgin and years of prolonged inceldom. TurboVirgin's have nothing to do with cars, TurboVirgin's are virgins that can literally nut on command without effort. This sub group of virgins will constantly be horny from the amount of sexual frustration that pulses through their veins. You may spot on of the Uncommon TurboVirgins relaxing in groups of 3 at mcdonalds eating, or walking around the mall looking for some poor subject to "think" about with their frustrations. later in life these TurboVirgins usually become either deathly ill and die from a cold no nut november, or they are the stereotypical old guy who lives across the street and stares at everyone intensly.
The otherday Frank, and I were going to Walmart and we saw a TurboVirgin. He was eating a box of lucky charms while looking at every passerby hoping this cereal would make him lucky.
Turbovirgin - definition
A turbovirgn (sometimes shortened to "turbo" or even "tv") is a guy who is not only a virgin but also has never had any intimate contact of any variety with somebody of the opposite gender. Typically this term is only used to describe those who have reached an age where this is abnormal. This concept is related to but not exactly the same as an "involuntary celibacy". Turbovirgins often are bitter about their experience and might manifest strange social quirks in addition to low-self esteem and depression.
Joe is such a turbovirgin, he's 27 years old and never even kissed a girl.
Turbovirgin - slang
(n) An individual, typically male, who takes a disproportionate, erotic interest in mildly titillating content (e.g. an attractive girl's face, any amount of cleavage, or a photograph showing side boob). It is assumed that this is because the individual lacks sexual experience, thus rendering that content new and exciting. Perpetual horniness is also a common turbovirgin trait.
Dude, calm down and stop being a turbovirgin. It's cleavage, not a striptease.