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What is tubas?
only thee coolest instrument known to man. jocks admire tuba players. cheerleaders want to do tuba players. It originated back in the late 1790s when a man named corneilious tuba was picking up tons of hot babes in his hometown. He needed a cool club or something to separate him so everyone would know that he was the man. so saw a baritone in a local pawn shop and thought of how much of a pussy instrument it was, so he looked at the trombone. he decided that it too was a pussy instument. then he bought 17 trombones and 40 baritones and took them home. Mr. tuba then worked for 23 straight hours building thee most manly of manly instruments. When it was created he learned how to jam some sweet tunes and then went out to town to test the beast. As soon as he stepped out of his wagon the ladies flocked to him like the ones on the axe commercials. a young boy saw this and told his friends about it. the beast was from then on known as the tuba. to this day only the elite play this monsterosity and they still pick up all the hot babes.
"did you know hugh hefner played the tuba?"
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Tubas - what is it?
The word ''tuba'' (not the instrument) meaning ''you, yo'' , originates from the server ''puturosii mei mici'' created by infamous romanian youtuber Put.
The inventors of this word, mostly used as a slang are durter and ktbugghy, both of them having a GREAT sense of humor. The word itself is mostly used when refering to someone.
The word started being used by more people, even though it started as an inside joke!
Β¬ Haha, zici cΔ eΘti tu bΔ!
Tuba - a spune cuiva βtuβ cΓ’nd i te adresezi, a tutui; a fi prieten apropiat al cuiva.
What does "tubas" mean?
The tuba, designed by gods, and blessed by chuck norris himself!!!!!! If you find a better instrument, you are high on crack! It is a regal instrument that is played by very beautiful, talented people.
dude, i got to try a tuba and i almost orgasmed when i heard it. it sounded like a "wherrrrrprprrrprprrrrp!!"
Tubas - what does it mean?
Noun; a large metal instrument often used to crush the enemies in a quick and swift manner; the ultimate human pancake maker
origin: the tuba was invented in 16th century germany as a specially designed weapon that was very useful in crushing and capturing. the tuba's large interior was not only good for storing the dead bodies of your friends and enemies, but as a brilliant shield. tubas eventually fell out of favor as all weapons do, as only the strongest could support its massive bulk. still, the tuba is often used to make pancakes out of other living creatures such as: penguins, cats, yappy dogs, carrot faced world leaders, creatures which disagree with you, beluga whales, Aye Ayes, etc.
tubas are often found in a terrifying battle formation marching band to demonstrate dominance over the bystanders. if someone is observed to be wearing or doing anything out of the ordinary they will be swiftly crushed.
the tuba is often used along with the flute, a great tool for stabbing and impaling. they make the perfect combo and are often seen together in the dangerous war formation marching band.
the tuba was brought down quickly and swiftly onto the enemy,turning it into the flattest and most delicious looking pancake jimmy had ever seen.
Tubas - meaning
The master race of instruments, king of the brass, with brass being superior to all others, closest equivalent to the word of god
Band Geek 1: All hail the tuba!!
Woodwind scrub 1: No, the clarinet is obvi-*gets struck down by the angels of heaven.
Tubas - definition
(In islam) A beautiful and nurturing tree in heaven, which gives milk and shelter, along with food, to children who pass away at a young age. Individuals with this name are known to be very caring, nurturing, sweet, and giving people.
Children who pass away at a young age, are are cared for by Tuba.
Tubas - slang
A low pitched intrument made for the bassline of a band. With out a good bassline the entire band would fall apart making tubas a main need for bands. Ive also included the following definitions
The case is perfect for hiding dead bodies
The instrument is perfect for ramming someone against a wall and beating the shit out of them litterally..
Bob: YOU FUCKING KILLED OUR WAITER WITH A GOD DAMN TUBA!
Tod: He came at me with a knife.
Bob: YOU ORDERED THE STEAK!
Tod: Thats... Not an excuse.
Tubas
The lowest of brass instruments is the tuba.
Tubas
Individuals with this name are believed to have jovial nature, they are pretty, intelligent, smart-witted, humane and kind-hearted.
Tuba's are the ones with the caring nature, they are wanted by many but not had by all, they are the epitome of loyalty, faith, love and beauty.
'Oh mama! She's a tuba, I want nothing but her.'
'You're Lucky enough to find yourself tuba'
Tubas
It's the way portuguese young people call you tube. Tube=Tubas, because, in portuguese, most common words in plurar end in a "s".
"JΓ‘ viste o vΓdeo no tubas?"
"Ela pΓ΄s o vΓdeo no tubas!"