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What is Tubas?You have sucessfully played the tuba when you do the following. Find a girl over 200lbs. Have her mount you in the 69 position. Make sure her right leg lies between your right shoulder and neck. If she's limber she might even be able to wrap her fat leg behind your back. Her other leg should be in the normal 69 position with her calf, ankle and foot behind your back. She has now mounted you much like a person carries a tuba. Now blow air into her gelatinous ass untill she plays you a massive musical fart. It was almost 2am, so I settled on some fat chick. I took her home and played her like a tuba! Maybe next time Iβll give her the Texas Tongue Torch. Tubas - meme gifTubas - videoTubas - what is it?only thee coolest instrument known to man. jocks admire tuba players. cheerleaders want to do tuba players. It originated back in the late 1790s when a man named corneilious tuba was picking up tons of hot babes in his hometown. He needed a cool club or something to separate him so everyone would know that he was the man. so saw a baritone in a local pawn shop and thought of how much of a pussy instrument it was, so he looked at the trombone. he decided that it too was a pussy instument. then he bought 17 trombones and 40 baritones and took them home. Mr. tuba then worked for 23 straight hours building thee most manly of manly instruments. When it was created he learned how to jam some sweet tunes and then went out to town to test the beast. As soon as he stepped out of his wagon the ladies flocked to him like the ones on the axe commercials. a young boy saw this and told his friends about it. the beast was from then on known as the tuba. to this day only the elite play this monsterosity and they still pick up all the hot babes. "did you know hugh hefner played the tuba?" What does "Tubas" mean?The word ''tuba'' (not the instrument) meaning ''you, yo'' , originates from the server ''puturosii mei mici'' created by infamous romanian youtuber Put. Β¬ Haha, zici cΔ eΘti tu bΔ! Tubas - what does it mean?The tuba, designed by gods, and blessed by chuck norris himself!!!!!! If you find a better instrument, you are high on crack! It is a regal instrument that is played by very beautiful, talented people. dude, i got to try a tuba and i almost orgasmed when i heard it. it sounded like a "wherrrrrprprrrprprrrrp!!" Tubas - meaningNoun; a large metal instrument often used to crush the enemies in a quick and swift manner; the ultimate human pancake maker the tuba was brought down quickly and swiftly onto the enemy,turning it into the flattest and most delicious looking pancake jimmy had ever seen. Tubas - definitionThe master race of instruments, king of the brass, with brass being superior to all others, closest equivalent to the word of god Band Geek 1: All hail the tuba!! Tubas - slang(In islam) A beautiful and nurturing tree in heaven, which gives milk and shelter, along with food, to children who pass away at a young age. Individuals with this name are known to be very caring, nurturing, sweet, and giving people. Children who pass away at a young age, are are cared for by Tuba. TubasA low pitched intrument made for the bassline of a band. With out a good bassline the entire band would fall apart making tubas a main need for bands. Ive also included the following definitions Bob: YOU FUCKING KILLED OUR WAITER WITH A GOD DAMN TUBA! TubasThe lowest of brass instruments is the tuba. TubasIndividuals with this name are believed to have jovial nature, they are pretty, intelligent, smart-witted, humane and kind-hearted. 'Oh mama! She's a tuba, I want nothing but her.' |
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