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What is tuba?the last major instrument to be introduced to the modern symphony orchestra; a refinement of all others that preceded it, having a conical bore, large cup mouthpiece, and low, unpiercing mellow sound, unless some of the guys from the tuba section of the marching band at the Univesity of Southern California have a blow on one (or 16). May be upright, with a recording bell (this is a "recording bass," not a "recording tuba"--it replaced string basses on early recordings), helicon, sousaphone, or a silly marching version. I have played them all! Didn't Gene Pokorny play a great tuba solo in Petrouchka tonight? tuba - meme giftuba - videoTuba - what is it?a low-brass instrument, a nobler instrument than that of a trombone. The tuba is an instrument superior to all other instruments. What does "tuba" mean?the best freakin instrument in the whole band... tubas...are...GODS i play tuba and i am the best i am a god..... all bow down to the almighty tuba! Tuba - what does it mean?A regal instrument that is played by very beautiful, talented people. Dude, I got high while playing the tuba... Tuba - meaningthe lowest-pitced member of the orchestral brass instrument family. It is considered a low brass instrument along with the baritone and trombone. It often is the root of chords and plays the familiar "oompah" in marches. Is extremely underappreciated by composers and has a solo library vastly made up of pieces that were originally written for another instrument. Tubists, people that play the tuba, are often stereotyped as large hairy German men who like to drink and the majority of IM icons about the tuba are for girls who play the tuba, which is total BS to the male teen tuba player. The tuba can be a very melodic instrument. No, really. Stop laughing. Tuba - definitionthe greatest instrument known to man. band member one: I wish i played the tuba, it owns Tuba - slangonly thee coolest instrument known to man. jocks admire tuba players. cheerleaders want to do tuba players. It originated back in the late 1790s when a man named corneilious tuba was picking up tons of hot babes in his hometown. He needed a cool club or something to separate him so everyone would know that he was the man. so saw a baritone in a local pawn shop and thought of how much of a pussy instrument it was, so he looked at the trombone. he decided that it too was a pussy instument. then he bought 17 trombones and 40 baritones and took them home. Mr. tuba then worked for 23 straight hours building thee most manly of manly instruments. When it was created he learned how to jam some sweet tunes and then went out to town to test the beast. As soon as he stepped out of his wagon the ladies flocked to him like the ones on the axe commercials. a young boy saw this and told his friends about it. the beast was from then on known as the tuba. to this day only the elite play this monsterosity and they still pick up all the hot babes. "did you know hugh hefner played the tuba?" TubaThe word ''tuba'' (not the instrument) meaning ''you, yo'' , originates from the server ''puturosii mei mici'' created by infamous romanian youtuber Put. Β¬ Haha, zici cΔ eΘti tu bΔ! TubaThe tuba, designed by gods, and blessed by chuck norris himself!!!!!! If you find a better instrument, you are high on crack! It is a regal instrument that is played by very beautiful, talented people. dude, i got to try a tuba and i almost orgasmed when i heard it. it sounded like a "wherrrrrprprrrprprrrrp!!" TubaThe master race of instruments, king of the brass, with brass being superior to all others, closest equivalent to the word of god Band Geek 1: All hail the tuba!! |
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