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What is touche?
\toosh\
noun
: a penile flatulence; a dick fart
: an emission or expulsion of air from the penis; similar to that from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated
: the male equivalent of a queef
verb
: to release air from the penis, voluntarily or involuntarily
While strolling through the locker room, we came across an old, nude european who was conversing about his touche.
Unknowingly to me, I frequently touche in bed during REM sleep.
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Touche - what is it?
Used in Tom n Jerry once when they were fencing
Touche a la pussy cat
What does "touche" mean?
A person who is both a tool and a douche.
I couldn't decide whether Drew is a tool or a douche, so I just consider him a touche.
Touche - what does it mean?
word used when someone has a point , or has a comeback that makes sense
Person 1: I'm going to win the election as smartest kid in school
Person 2: You're not popula . No one will vote for you.
Person 1: Touche.
Touche - meaning
when something that has already been said can be applied a second time
Can be used as a synonym for ditto
Sherlocke: This has me stumped my dear Watson
Watson: Touche
Touche - definition
if your response to an offending comment is exactly true and cuts someone off from a reply... it's like "good call";paying recognition to the quality of what someone has said in responce
"get fucked u fucking pussy"
"take a good look because im the only pussy you'll ever see!"
"touché"
Touche - slang
when one has been defeated, and has nothing to say, add, or do.
1.
you defeat someone in fencing. they lost. they'll say "touche".
2.
hollow man: you're ugly
person: atleast i "have" something to look at
hollow man: touche
Touche
Expression conceding defeat when knocked-back by a brilliant riposte.
Man (to Dr Johnson): You smell.
Dr Johnson: Sir: I smell, you stink.
Man: Touche!
Touche
1. a comeback line so good, it can't be topped
2. a point so good it can't be disproved/topped
Tourist: Does this train stop at Cortland Street?
Nun: Yes, it does.
Guy: No, it doesn't. The station is closed.
Nun: I've been riding this train over 20 years. It stops at Cortland Street.
Guy, as train passes Cortland Street station: Lady, you may know Jesus, but I know the subways.
Nun: Touche.
Touche
an expression borrowed from French used
1)to admit that an opponent in an argument has made a good point
2)when someone has said a good comeback line
3)to concede a point to an opponent when fencing
1)A: You only think that because that what you raised to believe
B: Maybe, or maybe you only think THAt because that's what YOU were raised to believe.
A: Touche.
2)A: Why can't you put the toilet down?
B: Why can't you get a job and stop flirting with other guys?
A: Touche.
3)Touche. You got me. That's another point for you.