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What is tostitos?
When a male is approaching climax, he throws a handful of tostito scoops at the females face. This is used as a split second distraction, as from there the male stabs the female to death. The moment the female expires the male is expected to climax.
Cop: *shoving man in back* I hope you get the fucking book!
Man: You don't get it man! It was just a funny prank! I call it the Tostito Surprise!
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tostitos - video
Tostitos - what is it?
To ruin a great moment with a horrible pun. The phrase spoke directly before the needle scratches across the record.
Brent Musberger uttered, "This is for ALL the tostitos." just before the winning kick in the BCS championship.
What does "tostitos" mean?
A phrase used to downgrade the meaning of any large scale event by plugging the product that sponsors the event.
Brent Musburger with :02 seconds left before Auburn kicks a game winning field goal to win the Tostitos BCS National Championship Game: "This is for all the Tostitos"
Tostitos - what does it mean?
Similar to regular dandruff, tiny bits of Tostitos on your shirt, belly, or whatever you are eating Tostitos over. This ugly stuff is a major design flaw in the Tostitos branded chip and a few other chip brands.
Can also be spelt as Tostito's Dandruff, Tostitos' Dandruff, Tostitos's Dandruff, or Tostitos Dandruff
Person 1: Can I have some Tostitos?
Person 2: No, you always get Tostito Dandruff all over my house.
Person 1: K den
Tostitos - meaning
When girl gives you a blowjob and folds her tongue so all the sperm is at the end
dud this chick gave me a blowjob last night after i took pictures of her doing the tostito
Tostitos - definition
A couple comes home after a rowdy night of drinking and are hungry. The woman makes some sloppy left over taco meat nachos. After eating, they head to the bed and the woman begins to blow the man like a pornstar. When the man is about to blow his load, the woman is so drunk, she throws up a hot, sticky mess of taco meat, cheese, and crunchy chip bits all over his manhood.
I was about to blow in her mouth but then I felt something warm and crunchy all over my rod. She gave me old Tostito toss.
Tostitos - slang
The guy's clearly a Tostito, if you know what I mean...
Tostitos
When two of your friends team up to simultaneously flick you in the balls and ram a thumb up your ass. The ultimate fuck you.
Tres passed out on Nicks couch last night, so Nick and Rob gave him a tostito!
Tostitos
a cool chip
that get's eaten
but is still mad cool!
oohh my god! i love hat tostitos!
Tostitos
A tortilla chip manufactured by Frito Lay. Comes in Bite Size, Crispy Rounds, Scoops, Restaurant Style, Hint of Lime, Santa Fe, and Gold.
Don't forget to pick up the tostitos for the superbowl.