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What is topiary?
A horse - made out of a hedge.
It guards the gates to the city Juffair and protects all those who venture in. Located close to The World's Shittest Bar, members of the Bahrain Cultural Trip are obliged to take a selfie with the "Beast of Bahrain" - preferably pretending to slip one up the tradesman's entrance.
Did anyone see Alan's date last night? She's a worse ride than the Topiary Horse.
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Topiary - what is it?
The hair around the voluminous vagina of a large woman who likes to wear tight pants and show off her camel toe.
The camel topiary around her beavage is hanging all out of that fat chick's swimsuit. Ewwww.
What does "topiary" mean?
The art of shaving/waxing/trimming a woman's pubic hair into different shapes and configurations, for aesthetic reasons, for her pleasure and that of her partner. The easiest shape to achieve is, without doubt, "the landing strip". A heart shape can be achieved with a stencil. The squirrel and peacock are more challenging.
Last night I spent ages shaving and trimming and waxing my bits, just to get a nice, neat little bush. It's a fucking work of art now, pure pussy topiary.
Topiary - what does it mean?
Facial topiary is the art of trimming a moustache and other facial hair into fantastic shapes.
Did you see the amazing facial topiary that Alan is doing for Movember this year?
Topiary - meaning
The act of grooming a lady garden into a more manageable and attractive state.
I say, young lady, with such a profusion of spiders legs I think you require an intensive session of pubic topiary !
Topiary - definition
n. a garden having shrubs clipped or trimmed into cool shapes especially of animals
i saw stow-serge in the topiary garden. then i threw up.
Topiary - slang
1) Topiary is the art of creating sculptures using clipped trees, shrubs and bushes
2) Well presented and trimmed pubic hair
Pete - I like your Brazilian
Sarah - Yeah, I'm pleased with my topiary skills
Topiary
A lesser known descriptive term for female pubic hair, obviously this does not apply to men, as it sounds ridiculously girly.
That girl had so much topiary in front of her wossname that I could have trimmed it into a unicorn!