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What is tom cruise?stupid scientologist who does make good movies but is totally uneducated in the ways of the world. Sally: Have you heard Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting married??!! tom cruise - videoTom cruise - what is it?a. welcome to mindhead didn't know he was in that vampire movie until two years later. What does "tom cruise" mean?A loopy-ass muthafucka who jumps up on sofas and embarasses Dawson's girlfriend all the time. See wack. Tom Cruise is wack. He needs to get up out of Oprah's grill and stop jumping around like a 5 year old. Tom cruise - what does it mean?Tom Cruise is a douche who thinks he is smart, but he is in fact not Tom cruise - meaningA moron who likes jumping on couches and has absolutely no consideration for other people's furniture. He also looks like a gorilla when he jumps on a couch. But moving on... he has absolutely no expression or emotion in his movies except for war of the worlds in which he looked rather constipated. tom cruise- I LOVE KATIE HOLMES SO MUCH I'M GONNA DESTROY OPRAH'S COACH. I'M SURE SHE WON'T MIND. Tom cruise - definitionAn exceptionally shit actor (refer to his couch jumping antics on Oprah to prove that he loves Katie Holmes), and believes eating asparagus can keep influence from evil alien souls at bay (refer to scientology). d00d wtf happened? u used to be ok, but now ur a fuggin' mess!!! Tom cruise - slangExremely soluble professional couch-jumper and squinter. See asshole. You're a jerk! Now why would you do that? Tom cruiseA once good actor turned completely insane. He is now engaged to actress Katie Holmes (who looks like she's twelve but is still taller than him). Tom Cruise also VERY OPENLY practices scientology. Scientologists, I'm convinced, are trying to TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE. I mean seriously, anything started and made popular in LA has to be frigged up. They have schools, and art classes, and buildings. ITS FRIGHTENING!!! How can you have a "religion" based off of a sci-fi novel anyway???? It makes no sense. "Oh my God. When she saw Brad Pitt, she went all Tom Cruise and started jumping up and down on my couch. GAWD. Now we need to get new upholstery." Tom cruiseA person who will reduce themselves to doing absolutely ridiculous acts to avoid being labeled as a homosexual. These acts and publicity stunts do more damage to one's reputation than coming out of the closet would. Tom Cruise danced around like a damn fool on the Oprah show, trying to convince us all that he just LOOOOVES Katie Holmes. Tom cruiseOverrated douchebag who practices scientology and poisons today's youth Tom Cruise is well-known and famous for playing the sexually-frustrated homosexual aviator "Maverick" in Top Gun |
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