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What is the witching hours?

A phrase artsy fartsy goth girls use as another term for masterbatin time. Usually before bed or when nobody else is around.

They'll tell you it's when they burn candles and stuff but we all know what's really up.

"You guys need to head out it is getting late. It's almost time for my Witching Hour and I have class in the AM" - Tracy said.

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The witching hours - what is it?

The time when you're driving down the mountain and it's dark.. But the sky is still blue

I was driving (really stoned) in my PT cruiser down the mountain during the witching hour, last Sunday.

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What does "the witching hours" mean?

The hours of the night between 0300 and 0400, when it is impossible for a woman to say no to sex.

Bill: hey man, did that girl let you smash yet?

Frank: kinda, I got it during the witching hour last night.

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The witching hours - what does it mean?

The time in the day from when you're trying to cook dinner until the children go to bed.... where they are complete arseholes and need your constant attention for fuck all...

(On The Phone)

Husband: Hey babe, you ok?
Frustrated Wife: No! Its the witching hours!

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The witching hours - meaning

A period of relative calm, during which a person or people undergo a significant mood change, usually for the worse. The witching hour is NOT a time of violence, it is the calm that precedes the storm.

When my parents called on the phone to ask where I was they sounded really calm and friendly. But as I drove home I knew that soon the precious time of witching hour would pass.

After her boyfriend, left Caroline sat down and brooded over his insensitive remarks. Little did Mike knew as he drove away that the witching hour hung over him.

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The witching hours - definition

The time between the end of a tv show and the beginning of the next. This occurs either on the hour or the half hour. It is the void that can give a zen-like state when the outcome can be good, bad, or neither...the commercials become enlightening.

The Geico commercial during the witching hour seemed funnier, but I think I was bored. Im not sure though.

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The witching hours - slang

The hour right after the bar closes, during which time the fuzz will pull you over for any reason, or no reason at all just to see if you're intoxicated.

Roy might not have gotten a DUI, except he drove during the witching hour

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The witching hours

(n.) A time when almost nobody has any reason to be out. These times usually occur at night, but may happen at any time, depending on the day. It's like the doldrums of the day.

Examples of witching hours include:
2 P.M. (Workers have eaten lunch already, schoolchildren haven't been let out yet, and cutters get bored and go home.)

3 A.M. (Parties have ended, most people have either picked up a girl and are riding the night out or have gone home.)
5 P.M on sunday (Nobody is coming back from work, but everything is closed, and schoolchildren are finishing their homework.)

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The witching hours

(n.) A time deep into the evening. Usu. midnight.

(1)Markus was out drinking into the witching hour last night. (2)They say the Dark Horseman only comes during witching hours.

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The witching hours

The hour between 3am and 4am when the barrier between the physical realm and the spiritual realm is the thinnest, which makes it easier for beings such as Angels, Ghosts and Demons to enter into the physical realm.

"John you're not going to believe this...I woke up during the witching hour last night and when I looked around I could have sworn I saw something standing in the corner of my room watching me".

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