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What is Geico?
Verb,
To be misled about the purpose of a advertisment, commercial or conversation until the very end.
Derived from the Geico Insurance commercial campaign with the endings "...but there's good news, I just save a bunch of money on my car insurance."
Narrator: " It is here that many a salmon's life is cut short, but there is good news...I just save a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico."
Audience: AWWWW!! We've been geicoed!
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Geico - what is it?
You may save fifteen percent or more on your car insurance, but it's the shittiest insurance company out there. Bad customer service, and nobody has an agent, so if someone with Geico insurance hits you and you call to make a claim, you get to talk to a bunch of random people who probably never graduated from college.
Person 1: Man, I think I'm gonna drop out of college.
Person 2: That's ok dude, you can always get a job answering phones and giving bad advice at Geico.
What does "Geico" mean?
A once small and efficient insurance company catering to government employees - hence the accronym GEICO or Government Employees Insurance Company. Now they have gotten gready - running adds gloating about their success. Pay your premiums and never make a claim and they will love you. Make an at fault claim and they will drop you like a hot rock.
Man, I belonged to GEICO since the 80s and never filed a claim. Then about the time geico became gecko BAM! two accidents in two months. They paid the claims no problem. Then they terminated my policy. They went from GEICO to GECKO to GAYCO where they stick it in your ass after pretending to be your friend for years. Piss on that Gecko faggot company!
Geico - what does it mean?
The insurance company responsible for making those unfunny advertisements.
Fuck! Not another Geico ad.
Geico - meaning
a drink made of Southern Comfort and RockStare energy drink
Hot Bar Tender: What can I get you?
Bar Patron: Yes, can I have a Geico
Hot Bar Tender: Wow, your cool!
Geico - definition
That girl is geico. Shes so easy, a caveman could do her.
Geico - slang
Insanely annoying and cheesy commercials made by the car insurance company Geico. They all end up the same way, with a serious situation being interrupted by one of the players randomly saying "I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance".
-We've got to get out of the building! There's a crazy guy shooting everyone he sees out in the hall!!!
-Really? I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
-Gimmie your fuckin' wallet or you die now, bitch!
-I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
Geico
A great looking girl.(or girl for that matter) that gives herself up sexually very easily... ie "So easy a caveman can do it"
Guy1: Wow we shall call her Geico.
Guy2: Whys that?
Guy1: Cause she is so easy a caveman can do it!
Geico
a promiscuous female with little to no self respect i.e. A whore... So easy a caveman could do it
Doode that chick is straight geico... So easy a caveman could do her.
Geico
A girl who is "so easy a caveman could do" her
That geico has been with half the school