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What is the porns?
If your friend dared you to look up porn but you're a complete smrtass, you're probably here.
Dave: I dare you to look up porn!
Smartass: Done.
the porns - video
The porns - what is it?
NO NO NO NO
You know what porn is I know that you know what porn is so why did you look this up?
What does "the porns" mean?
Unrealistic expectation of the sexual world. Many people who watch porn expect the same experience to happen to them when they get involved in sexual activities and when their expectations aren't fulfilled they either feel that they are doing something wrong or that their partner is pathetic at sex.
Why can't my girlfriend squirt? All the girls in porn videos can.
Why isn't my boyfriend enjoying sex? Is it because i'm not as sexy as the girls in porn videos?
Why isn't my girlfriend moaning as loud as the girls in porn videos? Am I doing something wrong?
The porns - what does it mean?
A video that after ejaculating to, you lose all interest in.
Chad: Hey Joe wanna have drinks with me and the guys?
Joe: Not now I'm watching porn!
The porns - meaning
The fuck are you doing searching "porn" up? You know full goddamn well what porn is, and you know you do.
I was watching the hardcore porn last night and my dick just started exploding with fuckin cum.
The porns - definition
The shit you watch cause your lonely as fuck
Im just so lonely Iām gonna go watch some porn
The porns - slang
The reason your computer's running slow.
I watched some porn last night and it had 50-something pop-ups!
The porns
Peas and corn mixed together in a bowl
This porn is good and fresh!
The porns
The only place where ugly fat men have sex with some of the most attractive girls on this plant. There seems to be a high correlation between being pretty and having a low IQ in porn. Some behaviors in porn are mysterious and have an unclear evolutionary explanation, like a girl sucking a penis that was just inside of her ass, or girls being attracted to pizza boys that make 10$ an hour.
porn makes the world go around.
The porns
porno; pornography obviously. you just say it like this cuz it's funny
wat r u downloading?
o just dling the porns lol