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What is the mouthwasher?
getting your dick sucked whilst brushing your teeth
your o-cavity is better than listerine, baby
the mouthwasher - video
The mouthwasher - what is it?
When a man cums and pisses in her mouth and she swirls it’s around like mouthwash before spitting it out on the floor or sink.
How’s that mouthwash tasting bitchhhhhhhhh!!
What does "the mouthwasher" mean?
When you put a little water in your mouth for a few seconds, and dribble it over your partners junk.
We lost the lube. But we weren’t going to stop, so I gave her a mouthwash.
My girl was a bit ripe smelling down there, so I gave her a mouthwash before I went to town.
I wanted to suck my man off after his game, but was was a bit stanky, so I gave him a mouthwash.
The mouthwasher - what does it mean?
a substance the enters the mouth to cause pain or pleasure
Always spit never swallow
The mouthwasher - meaning
Extremely cheap liquid that is used to disinfect the mouth and to achieve "fresh" breath. Unfortunately this substance is abused by most wagon burners. Despite the cheap price they often steal it from convenience stores, who's shopkeepers let the indians escape for fear they might get stabbed. Upon stealing the mouthwash the indian consumes the entire bottle, resulting in extreme drunkenness (equivalent to drinking 2 cases of beer and smoking 3 joints laced with paint thinner) permanent brain damage, significant abuse to the indian's friends and family, and if lucky, the indian will be arrested where he will get to sleep in a warm bed with working plumbing in jail.
Indian 1: (Heavy accent, lacking most teeth) Man, Damon was fucked lasht night eh'? Anyways, he drank two mouthwash and slept at the shelter.
Indian 2: (Heavy accent, no teeth) Man, I found like 3 smokes on 'da ground by 'da Shell.
The mouthwasher - definition
A product for people who are too lazy to brush their teeth
You: I use mouthwash
Friend: You're fat, aren't you?
The mouthwasher - slang
What you need after a good blowjob.
While I enjoyed the fun with your dick, I really need some mouthwash.
The mouthwasher
(n.) For straight men, it's cunt juice. For gay men, it's cum. Same for gay and straight women.
See cum and cunt juice.
See also snowball.
Gay:
As I blow you, you're going to shoot your white hot mouthwash into my open oral cavity.
Lesbian:
Belinda took all of Stephanie's mouthwash down her throat while they were munching monkey.
Straight:
John and Mary gargled each other's mouthwash and hummed a tune simultaneously.
The mouthwasher
A man's ejaculate in his partner's mouth
Jim expected me to gargle his mouthwash after I gave him a blow job yesterday, Sue told her friend Jennifer. I did it before swallowing, but I hope thee boys get more mature when we get to high school.
The mouthwasher
The mouthwasher is an allegorical maneuver exercised by sexual narcissistic males over degenerate and profligate skanks. Such poetic act occurs when the female attempts to suck the male's genitalia but is rudely interrupted by the latter, as he orders her to firstly rinse her mouth with mouthwash - somewhere in the lines of: "Look at me. Do you think I found my penis on the streets? Go rinse your mouth you fucking whore!"
John: Guess who just fucked who?
Peter: Whom did you fuck this time John, you son of a gun!
John: I fucked Iris John. Yeah Iris the skank!
Peter: Broooo!!!!
John: And you know what?? I maneuvered the mouthwasher!
Peter: Brooooo!!!!!
John: I violently pushed her whore-face away from my penis and..
Peter: Brooooooooooooo!!!!
John: and I told her go mouthwash your mouth you whore!!! and I kicked her outa the bed.
Peter: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
John: Yeah. She went rinsing her mouth and came crawling back
Peter: Respect