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What is the merchandise?
To have sexual intercourse.
Come on girl. Quit playing and let me check the merchandise.
the merchandise - video
The merchandise - what is it?
The advertisement for a mug for my cousin Timmy right this under this definition.
You know about Urban Dictionary Merchandise?
How can I not? It’s right below this sentence.
What does "the merchandise" mean?
Hands off the merchandise!
A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.
Weary girl (pushing her guy's "exploring" hand away from her boobs): Hey! Hands off the merchandise! I wanna go to sleep now!
The merchandise - what does it mean?
A catalog retailer well known for its unique ordering process.
When you walked in you were given a slip of paper for which you would write down the catalog number for the item you wanted to purchase. When you were done walking around and writing down the numbers of what you wanted to buy and were ready to checkout you gave the cashier the slip, which would go back to the stock room and shortly afterward, your items were rolled out on a conveyor belt from the back. Service Merchandise also had a variety of self-serve products.
Service Merchandise was well known for its jewelery and electronics.
The chain went bankrupt in 2002. After re-emerging as an online retailer for a brief time, the name disappeared again in 2007.
"I got my watch and my TV from Service Merchandise about 15 years ago"
The merchandise - meaning
What you say then someone touches you aggressively or without consent. Not necessarily in a sexual manner.
Cop~Come on buddy *grabs arm* You're going to do some time.
Suspect~Hey watch the merchandise!
The merchandise - definition
The act of masturbating in a grocery store while employing the merchandise to complete the act
"Clean up on aisle 3 in produce. Someone has been handling the merchandise and the avocados have been abused"
The merchandise - slang
A company based out of Pennsylvania which specializes in making custom one-inch pins for bands. AKA 384.
384 Merchandise makes my band's pins.
The merchandise
Any “juicy” parcels of real estate, usually on a female, but can refer to both genders.
Girl, protesting a guy’s trying to feel her up: “Hey! Who said you could sample The Merchandise?!???”
The merchandise
Something someone buys from someone to look like yet another zombie off another person's name brand.
I like Minecraft SOOO MUCH! I event bought all the merchandise for it!
I'm starting this new club, actually. We even have plans on creating merchandise for it!
The merchandise
Hey Pete, wanna help move some boxes?
I can't, I'm merchandising.