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What is the kickstand?
It's the severity of the sucking up that denotes whether the person kisses ass, sucks dick or kickstands. Sucking dick so hard one actually kickstands or the kickstand of the individual getting their dick sucked.
Jane: "Sue is like the boss' kickstand"
Bob: "And the boss kickstands his boss, so on and so fourth"
Debbie: "It's like a kickstand fiesta. Fuck my life"
Joe: "I wish I could kickstand my way to the top but my ass is still sore"
the kickstand - video
The kickstand - what is it?
The act of rolling over in bed, after having sexual intercourse, and keeping your body from falling over with only your erect penis.
Guy 1: Wait why couldn't you lay are your stomach last night?
Guy 2: Cause I was kickstanding, bro.
What does "the kickstand" mean?
A morning errection so fears it prevents one from turning onto ones front.
john usually like to snooze on his front, but was hampered however by a mad kickstand.
The kickstand - what does it mean?
When youre riding your bike in a terry cloth robe and your tip is hanging out of the bottom.
Today in central park, a man rode past me and hit me in the chin with his kickstand.
The kickstand - meaning
A piece of shit that is so long it is still attached to your anus but is touching the bottom of the bowl.
Man, that was some shit I just took. I had a kickstand.
The kickstand - definition
An unattractive individual (guy or girl) who always is accompanied by better looking individuals. Meaning they are the "kickstand" that holds up the prize.
That ugly bitch came through with dummy fine females, bitch is a straight kickstand
The kickstand - slang
When your penis is so long, you can lean forward on it and balance yourself like a kickstand.
That boy isn't kickstanding! He can pogostick on that fucking thing!
The kickstand
When you get a massive rager and roll over on it but it props you up like a kickstand on a bike.
My morning wood this morning acted as a kickstand holding me up
The kickstand
When you are banging a 1-legged chick from behind...and after you bust....u kick out that one leg out...and she falls...then you jump around yelling "kickstand kickstand".
I was at a War Amp meeting and hooked up with this hot 1-legged counselor....i bent her over and gave her a kickstand.
The kickstand
When you're leaning so much on Purple Drank you need a kickstand. The cough syrup gets you so high that it's hard to stand up.
u need that kickstand homie?