Definder - what does the word mean?

What is the blob?

What you call a big fat guy named BOB.

Blob should pay more then us for the pizzas because he eats two pizzas all by himself.

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the blob - video


The blob - what is it?

a term used in RTS game; Company of Heroes where players make large amounts of infantry and move all of them in one flank

Dude 1: fuck that PE (Panzer Elite) noob is blobbing PG's (Panzergrenadiers)

Dude 2: Bring out the MG or 105 arty

Noob: fuck they killed my blob, fuckin cheaters

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What does "the blob" mean?


A term for when a Female has her periods

Can't have a shag tonight cause she is on blob.

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The blob - what does it mean?

British slang for a condom.

"I'm going to properly ruin you when you've finished sucking my cock. Fuck, I've got no blobs."
"Just do me bareback babe, I love a hot sticky load shot up my fanny"

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The blob - meaning

When a girl is on the blob, that means she has her period.

Dis bitch's a lil' bitchy, I fuckin' think she's on da blob.

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The blob - definition

A girl who simply exists and has nothing to offer to anyone other than her physical presence. A non-blob girl should never feel threatened by a blob because a blob lacks all the qualifications necessary to meet the non-blob threshold. In other words, a blob is inadequate, deficient, lame, and simply not up to par. A blob just exists, and that's about it. It takes a lot of work to transition from a blob to a non-blob, and it rarely happens because most blobs are incapable of realizing all that they are to make a change in the first place: a blob.

#dontevenfret #ialreadyforgotaboutthatblob #blob #lol

1. There's no need to feel threatened Myra, she's just a blob.

2. Girl, she's just a blob.

3. Why you even comparing yourself to her Sandra? She's nothing but a blob.

4. But she's a blob though!!
5. Girl, don't even fret. That blob got nothing on you.

6. That blob doesn't even matter though!

7. Honestly, I don't even care about or notice that blob because she's only a blob!

8. Have a seat, blob.

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The blob - slang

When an obese man is laying on an obese lady trying to find where to stick his penis.

Dave: Hey Sharon the blob was really good last night.
Sharon: Yea, it was really good when you actually put it in my vagina.

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The blob

When an obese man is laying on an obese lady, trying to find where to stick his penis in.

Dave: Hey Sharon the blob was really good last night.
Sharon: Yea, it was really good when you actually put it in my vagina.

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The blob

that thing that those fat kids jumped on in the movie "heavyweights"

Yo, let's go jump on the blob!

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The blob

being on ur damn period

lucy metcalfe is always on her blob. she never fucking smiles!

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