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What is the akron hammer?
One of the worst nicknames of all time, unfairly given to Lebron James by Sports Nation's Michelle Beadle
Guy 1: "Hey bro, you see the Akron Hammer's dunk last night?"
Guy 2: "Who?"
the akron hammer - video
The akron hammer - what is it?
A hammer purchased at a local Home Depot in Ohio.
I was building a birdhouse so I needed to buy an Akron Hammer.
What does "the akron hammer" mean?
Guy 1. did you see the Akron hammer got leaked
Guy 2. What??
The akron hammer - what does it mean?
The "new and improved" nickname for LeBron James that is apparently "TAKING THE U.S.A. BY STORM." The "Akron" part of the name is because of the simple fact that LeBron James hails from the mean streets of Akron, Ohio. The "hammer" part of the nickname serves no purpose. It could just serve the purpose of giving Michelle Beadle an excuse to fantasize about getting hammered in the ass by LeBron James.
Nobody knows where this definition first came into existence but Michelle Beadle will continue to use this word in an unchallenged manner on SportsNation. Never fear though Michelle will eventually stop using this word once she realizes that she has no chance of getting LeBron on her and she will soon begin to hate him..just like Tom Brady whom she now despises for "no apparent reason."
The only time you would ever use this word is if you wanted to sound like a complete and utter moron.
guy 1: "Oh my god did you just see that monster dunk?!?! The Akron Hammer strikes again!!!."
guy 2: "I'm almost positive that's fuggin LEBRON JAMES you retard...but yeah Kobe got wrecked."
The akron hammer - meaning
the absolute greatest nickname ever given to a professional athlete, lebron james' nickname (props to Michelle!)
'The Akron Hammer' just posterized Kobe.
The akron hammer - definition
A sexual position that originated in Akron, Ohio. It was later stolen and known as "doggy style" but the hometown people know their roots.
I'm going to that chick's house tonight. Hopefully she's easy enough for me to give her the akron hammer
The akron hammer - slang
Preferred nickname of Lebron James, one of the best players in the NBA, coined by the beautiful Michelle Beadle.
The Akron Hammer just put the final nail in the coffin for the Celtics.
For some reason Colin Cowherd won't call the Akron Hammer by his real name and keeps calling him King James. He must be referring to James Worthy I guess.
The Akron Hammer sends it down...WITH AUTHORITY!
We are all witnesses to the Akron Hammer's greatness.
The akron hammer
A sexual position that originated in Akron, Ohio. It was later stolen and known as "doggy style" but the hometown people know their roots.
"I'm going to that chick's house tonight. Hopefully she's easy enough for me to give her the akron hammer"
The akron hammer
A nickname specifically given to Lebron James; coined by Sports Nation's lovely Michelle Beadle.
The Akron Hammer (Lebron James) posterized the Laker's defense.
The akron hammer
Nickname given to LeBron James by Sports Nations Michelle Beadle.
The Akron Hammer through down the monster dunk.