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What is the Woodpecker?A woodpecker is when a highly skilled slut blows a tiny dick. She moves with such a fast movement it looks like a damn woodpecker. "Dude, I heard Tommy got woodpeckered by that bitch Alyssa." the Woodpecker - videoThe Woodpecker - what is it?When your significant other wakes you up at night with a hard on while spooning... The Woodpecker made an appearance last night, it must have been a good dream... What does "the Woodpecker" mean?When you mistakenly send a text, email, or IM of questionable appropriateness to the wrong person or group of people, who may or may not be OK with it. In the business meeting, my boss made the comment "This is just too long and hard." Thinking it was to my buddies' group text, I woodpeckered "That's what she said" to my female peer. That got me a talking to by HR. The Woodpecker - what does it mean?As the chick licks on your nuts, peck her forehead with your dick The Woodpecker - meaningQuite possibly the most annoying bird there is. It's 8am and after 4 hours of sleep I just got woken up bc some damn woodpecker decided to bang its head against a tree. The Woodpecker - definitionA slut. Or, Dick kisser Man, she's totally a woodpecker, probably loaded with STDs The Woodpecker - slangWhen your lady friend is on all fours in the 'doggy' position, you start lapping away at her lady garden with your tongue. The nose starts prodding away at the butthole like a woodpecker at a fresh piece of bark. I'd woodpecker that bitch until my whole nose was up her asshole, then I'd blow my nose in her shitter. The Woodpeckera bird that pecks wood but also is when you tap your erect penis on the girls head while she sucks your balls "oh man I gave her a woodpecker last night!" The WoodpeckerThe act of kissing your partner multiple times on the cheek repeatedly John: Yo Alex i heard you were woodpecking your girl last night The WoodpeckerAn Arborphile; one who is sexually aroused by trees. Many Hippie activists in the era of Eco-Terrorism, all of them woodpeckers, would carve holes into trees and engage in sexual intercourse with their leafy lovers, often this was the reason that they would chain themselves to trees. |
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